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A day after the Kyuubi-attack, the ANBU Hound wakes up in 1993's England, where he finds a half-starved dog at the coast. It's Padfoot's lucky day.
Sirius tries to evade capture, find his godson and the traitor, and maybe also prove his innocence. Kakashi just wants to find his way home from this odd country that does not speak his language nor even write in his alphabet.
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He doesn’t want to die.
Not like this, not by this hand. Not with his friends– sisters watching. Not with a brother already dead before him, not with the man who started this staring at him with some sick sort of familiarity. Not with an ikran claw digging into his neck.
He won’t.
He shuts his eyes tight, so much so that colours flicker within the darkness. He clenches his hands into fists until his nails dig into the meat of his palms and distracts him from the wound on his chest. He ignores all sounds, shuts out all pain and just–
Falls.
Like he does when he’s in that place between sleep and awake, but when he gets close to impact his eyes snap open and his body ‘lands’ in his bed.
Except, he lands in the SeaDragon. Watching the Tulkun attack the ship. A familiar red canister glinting at him from the corner of his eye.
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26 Oct 2025
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I… died, rolled metaphorical existential dice, and somehow managed to wind up reincarnating as Uchiha Sasuke of all people.
This is why we don’t gamble, Tsunade.
Or
If someone like me reincarnated as Uchiha Sasuke.
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- Part 4 of Escapism and Other Coping Methods
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13 Aug 2025
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In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.
Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.
(genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)
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13 Aug 2025
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I Was Doing Alright, Then I Became A Zombie Apocalypse Survivor Overnight by Lafogget
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV)
06 Jan 2025
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Sally Parker wouldn't wish waking up in a TV show zombie apocalypse on her worst enemy and yet that is exactly what happened to her. Now she's got to figure out how to not only survive but thrive.
It'd be a lot easier if there weren't so many idiots walking around in the early days.
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17 Feb 2025