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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Fraser knew that when you came face-to-face with a shark, you should aim for the eyes and gills and swim away as fast as possible without turning your back, but what to do when standing face-to-face with your supposed arch-rival wasn’t in the guidebook. 

    Did he walk off? Go back inside? Ask how his day is so far? Offer a bite of his wrap? Call him an asshole?

    “You new to the Terriers?"

    That wasn’t what he expected.

     

    or: fraser minten falls for someone he definitely shouldn't be falling for

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    18 May 2026

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    Shane can’t look at him. He can’t really look at anyone but he manages to lift his head and stare right back into Troy’s glistening eyes.

    “I never had that advantage, Troy. I never got to take it out on anyone, for any of it. All the times I got on that ice to play some hockey and some… fuckwit idiot like Kent, or whoever was calling me slurs— whether they were gay ones or racist ones… I couldn’t just hurl them back and call it a day like you did.”

    He swallows hard. He thinks he might be sick a little bit in his mouth.

    “You know how fucking lucky you are? To have gotten away with it? They love you, Barrett. This team loves you! You’re fucking celebrated because you overcame this big, terrible thing but for me it’s—”

    He thinks about his mom in that very split second. His beautiful, wonderful mom who’d coached him his entire life on how to be polite, how to be well behaved. How to answer to teachers the right way, to coaches, to cops to the press to the general public to his fucking teammates—

    He looks away. The fight suddenly drains right out of him and he goes back to his bag.

    or: shane decides to confront troy if no one else will

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    17 May 2026

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    Worried about how much of a sensitive ‘quick shot’ he is—and convinced he’s not satisfying Ilya enough—Shane turns to the internet for advice. He tries repeatedly to stave off his orgasms: squeezing himself, thinking about taxes, even telling a confused Ilya to slow down during sex. It’s inevitable, though, that he still ends up coming helplessly all over himself.

    He eventually has to explain his insecurity to Ilya who condescendingly agrees with him and indulges Shane by:

    1. Making him wear a cock ring, and
    2. Letting a determined Shane control the pace—cooing at him while he slowly rides him—and later mocking him for still having no self control as he rams up into him

    Shane thinks he cums too fast. Ilya knows he can make it faster.

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    17 May 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    17 May 2026