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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother by special_little_cornflake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jun 2026
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Arson, murder and… motherhood? After succumbing to a qi deviation, the notorious child abuser Shen Qingqiu wakes up in a body of a prostitute. Not only is he weak, female and lacking any cultivation, worst of all, he is required to take care of his new body’s child. At least he’s read the book, so he knows what’s going to come.
Meanwhile, Meng Yao is trying to figure out which powerful cultivator is his father. It’s surprisingly difficult.
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- Part 1 of Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother
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Shen Yuan’s Management Plan for Traumatised Peak Lords, Wayward Demons, and Other Recurring Problems by Satinezza
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan is ten, chronically ill, freshly orphaned, and already Mu Qingfang's least restful patient. It gets worse from there. Or better. Depending on who you ask.
An AU about what happens when someone too curious and too stubborn to know their limits ends up with access to the entire mountain's worth of problems, and the training, eventually, to do something about them.
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I'm Too Sexy for My Cat by Thessaliad for unovaregion
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2021
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Cultivator Shen Jiu transmigrates into runway model Shen Jiu. Shen Yuan thinks he's tutoring someone with severe brain damage. Somehow, our oblivious Shen Yuan becomes Shen Jiu's soft and sweet sugar daddy. Shen Jiu loves being cared for. WinterKoala wanted clothing porn. :D
To Yandere--thanks for the inspiration, hon!
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- Part 1 of I'm Too Sexy for my Cat
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AU after OoTP. After Hermione finds a ritual that will make Voldemort disappear forever as long as Harry agrees to remain a virgin for the rest of his life, she and Harry perform it, and it works exactly as advertised. Now Harry's main problem seems to be how to remain a virgin in a world that's obsessed with the Boy-Who-Lived. But then Draco Malfoy reveals a tiny complication...