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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    Ilya began to feel something like horror take seed in his chest. "So then she thinks... she thinks Shane takes care of both of us?"

    Harris, completely grinning again, said: "Dogs watch people, Ilya. They learn social relationships and learn who listens to whom."

    Then the fatal blow: "From Anya's perspective, Shane comes into the home, distributes resources, organises activities, corrects behaviour, establishes most routine, —“

    "And tells you both what to do." Harris finished. "And both of you listen."

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    Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog And Anya Knows It

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    19 Jul 2026

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    The Centaurs stay in a hotel that's been overbooked. That means they have two less rooms then what was planned. The Hockey husbands have to room with Bood. Now Bood is a witness to their nighttime routine. And how...soft Ilya is with his husband. It makes him miss his wife.

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    Boodram: Rozy how the fuck do you get your google docs hacked
    Dykstra: In his defense, who the fuck hacks into google docs?
    Holmberg: Roz why are you using your work email for groceries????

    Or: Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    The bites will leave a mark and bruise into pretty rings, but Shane’s never cum so hard from a blowjob before. And Rozanov has never been so hungry for it.
    They don’t say anything, because they don’t need to.
    They’re different, but still the same.

    Or: Shane’s a masochist and Ilya is a (sweet) sadist.

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