Cuntboy67
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
AU where Soldier Boy was never taken by the Russians, discovering Homelander was his kid in 1996.
Because that’s what Clara would’ve wanted.
Edit: 1,000 hits too??? Yayayayay I love yall and I’m cooking part 2
-
Tags
Summary
I forgor to write the summary damn
Chapters don't connect to each other unless I say so. As for Shosanna/Fredrick, no smut sorry yall.
I'm gonna put some tags before publishing next chapters because I think it'd be cool if you knew what to find here, hence read ALL of them carefully.
-
Sad Tale of a Boy and Two Pedophiles Craving His Flesh by Cuntboy67
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
29 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
It hurts.
Edit: Thank you SO much for 1,000 hits😭 can’t believe this is happening man
-
Tags
Summary
Two guys are in love and one is shy and awkward, while the other is hot tempered and awkward. Will they ever live a happy ending?
Not discontinued but I won’t finish this fic so soon!!
-
The Remaining Sons of the Narcissistic Cannibal (DISCONTINUED) by Cuntboy67
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
13 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
“He who finds things is wise, but he who continues to seek is evermore free.”
- Evelyn MillerIn this story, John sacrificed himself for Arthur. Not literally. John didn’t even know he’d die, leading Arthur to extreme madness. He has always been a little mad, following Dutch like a dog for so many years. And all those dreams were buried because of Micah, that rat.
Or maybe not? People like Micah were everywhere, but not Dutch. Dutch was a rare phenomenon, a being whose tongue was so silver that anyone would fall under the spell. Arthur was his first victim, a teen seduced by a degenerate murderer.
It was Dutch’s fault and Arthur needs to deal with the fact that his god lives on Earth, wearing the skin of a charming, ambitious man. And he’d kill his god. For himself, for John and for all the miserable ones who went along.
(If I change the summary one next time I swear-)
Discontinued!! But there’ll be a remake:) I’ve grown as a writer (even if just a little) and when I began writing this, the story wasn’t really formed, so this feels like a draft. This fanfic deserves everything so I’ll try my best to make it special from all the other works I’ve made.
Recent series
-
Summary
Works may or may not be connected to each other idk, it’s a mess.
If u like pathetic kinky desperate Dutch then this is for you^^
- Words:
- 4,282
- Works:
- 3
Recent bookmarks
-
Febre do Ouro by Amanteyaois
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
24 Oct 2024
Tags
Summary
Nesta noite, o calor do toque de Bilbo rompe a armadura emocional de Thorin, e o orgulho e a ganância dão lugar a uma conexão pura e verdadeira. O vínculo entre os dois se torna físico, mas mais que isso, emocionalmente curador. O ato de amor desperta algo em Thorin, que, por um breve momento, se lembra de quem ele era antes da doença do ouro — um rei digno, mas também um ser capaz de amar e ser amado.
Series
- Part 1 of The Hobbit
Bookmarked by Cuntboy67
24 Jun 2026
-
Lord of the Rings: Married Aragorn and Legolas edition by andromeda543
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
29 Nov 2022
Tags
Summary
What if Aragorn and Legolas would have been married before the went on the quest. The main story remains the same just with some added moments between The King and his elf
-
Tags
Summary
Dwalin Fundin/Ori Ri, Dwalin/Ori, Dwori, Balin Fundin/Dori Ri, Balin/Dori, Darlin. Soon Nori/Bofur, Eventual Fili/Sigrid, and Kili/Tauriel, Several OC dwarrows. Eventual Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, Thilbo, Bagginshield,
Ori of the Brothers Ri is a freelance scribe in the poorest part of the City of Dale. He rushes to rescue his trouble-making elder brother Nori and finds a life, romance and food in the Mountain among royalty. Dori has secrets! And there’s nothing like a fairy-tale of scandal and lost nobility! The story is completely from Ori’s point of view. Expect appearances from Thror, Frerin (who is an utterly spoiled brat - apologies to Frerin worshipers), Lady Galadriel, Thranduil and practically everyone else. This is totally safe for Dain fans!
Smaug never hatched and Isildur listened to Elrond (somebody has to) and the one Ring no longer exists. Sauron is just a bad guy with orc armies.
There are some serious bits, but mostly it’s just a lively romp with food. Did we mention the food?Series
- Part 1 of Dwarf Telenovela Central
-
I Don't Like Titling My Oneshots So I Won't. Fuck You. by killiraxi
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
11 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
basicallyyy dutch and micah jerk eachother off but dutch is a secret omega
also dutch doesnt love molly and hes never let her hit that van der pussy im giggling while typing this the concept is so funny im sorry
if anyone has constructive criticism plsplspls tell me ive been begging for SOMETHING ever since i made this damn account
shhsjhheheehhehheehehheheheh that is literally how i spound im too homosexual fpr this
Bookmarked by Cuntboy67
10 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Michael comes home after a long day of school, and his father requests his company.
Bookmarked by Cuntboy67
01 Apr 2026