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ilya rozanov, top-dog by anyabarnes
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Mr. Hollander & Puppy Ilya
A series of related works detailing the relationship between older, veteran Mr. Hollander and his younger, rookie puppy. Recommended reading order is chronological.limelight, 8.5k words
Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.
hat-trick, 17.1k words
Ilya just wants to prove to Mr. Hollander that he can be a good boy. Mr. Hollander is happy to indulge him.
pillowtalk, 21.5k words
It’s not really Ilya’s fault that he needs Mr. Hollander. Besides, Mr. Hollander is happy to teach his puppy some new tricks.
partition, 19.3k words
Galas generally disinterest Ilya. Every rule, however, has its exception; after all, how could he turn down an invitation to an event he knows Mr. Hollander will be at?
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10 Jul 2026
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In a fit of impulsiveness, Klavier asks Apollo on a date. Unexpectedly, Apollo accepts, but under one condition: in the interests of avoiding further awkwardness, Klavier must resolve his remaining differences with Phoenix Wright.
What follows is excruciating for everyone involved.
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- English
- Words:
- 19,268
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 296
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- 2,956
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05 May 2026
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Following Tremblay's election, Thomas Lawrence is forced to resign and ends up in a refugee camp in Jordan, working side by side with Cardinal Vincent Benítez.
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- Part 1 of Volo ut sis
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,643
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 668
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- 2,810
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- 541
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- 49,272
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06 Apr 2026
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The Andrei Rozanov Files by nineteenohtwo
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Nov 2025
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New York Post ✅ @nypost
Andrei Rozanov blasts NHL-superstar brother Ilya: “Shocking lack of respect for real family"
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- Part 2 of Hit Post
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- English
- Words:
- 2,128
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 574
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- 24,106
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Bookmarked by Cryptodiscologist
01 Apr 2026
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And suddenly, filling his entire screen, Rozanov was grinning into the camera with a row of bloody teeth. His lip was split. When he wiped his mouth with the back of his bare hand, it came away streaked with red. He spat the rest onto the ice with an awful smile and a wink before getting to his feet.
Jane: Can you stay in the dressing room?
Lily: Are you asking or telling?
Jane: You hate being told what to do.
Lily: Not when it's you
Jane: Stay.
Jane: You looked really fucking good taking that hit.
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- English
- Words:
- 17,089
- Chapters:
- 2/3
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- 813
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- 10,547
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12 Mar 2026
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teach me how to love you (put me in my place) by Little_White_Lie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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Ilya nodded, pink lips slightly parted as he stared expectantly at the screen. “Yes. Yes, please, sweetheart, I’ve been so mean. Help me, please.”
Help him, like whatever correction Shane doled out was something he needed. Like it was a kindness, something to be grateful for. Fuck, Shane was so hard. He liked this. Ilya needed help. Ilya was helpless.
Shane was going to help him.
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- Part 2 of tell me im in trouble
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,720
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 345
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- 4,174
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05 Mar 2026
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Grady v. Rozanov by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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“Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.
“You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.
“…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”
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Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.
Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.
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- English
- Words:
- 19,912
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 1,879
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- 24,175
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04 Mar 2026
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NHL vs. cop slide by sapphic_sprout
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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ESPN @ESPN
Video leaked of Boston Raiders player Cliff Marleau (@CMarleauRaiders) taking a nighttime tumble down the infamous Boston "cop slide."OR
Going down the "cop slide" becomes a trend among NHL players when visiting Boston, and Ilya may or may not be responsible, but no one can prove it.
[4/6/26 - podfic now available!]
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,474
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 1,006
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- 21,928
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- 161,339
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03 Mar 2026
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i can't help it, i want you by lizee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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“You like it, right?” Shane whispered against his lips.
“Hm?” Ilya tried hard to focus on Shane’s words but Shane felt too good, the pressure of his ass on Ilya’s crotch too maddeningly distracting.
Shane leaned in so that his mouth was now right on Ilya’s ear, stilling his movements. “I said,” he breathed hotly, “you like it? Being my dog?”
And this was new. The words sent an electric shock down Ilya’s spine, making him involuntarily thrust up into Shane. Ilya swallowed, closing his eyes and nodding furiously, as Shane nibbled on his ear lobe and sucked sweetly at the skin there.
“Speak,” Shane said simply, the same tone he used when talking to Chiron or Anya. When talking to dogs.
“Fuck,” Ilya choked out. “Yes, da, yes, I like being your dog.”
or, Ilya discovers a new kink about himself.
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- English
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- 8,027
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- 1/1
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- 338
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- 11,701
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24 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,008
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
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- 3,560
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- 56,783
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- 17,118
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- 954,397
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09 Feb 2026
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other forms of intimacy by ultravioletdaydream
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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Shane and Ilya have a lot of sex. A lot of hot, intimate, dirty sex. But sometimes they don't. Sometimes, for one reason or another, they find more intimacy in the unexpected moments where their plans to fuck don't work out.
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Shane and Ilya taking care of each other.
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I: Shane Hollander has too much to drink.
II: Ilya Rozanov gets the fucking flu.
III: Shane Hollander suffers an Autistic shutdown.
IV: Ilya Rozanov misses his mother.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,140
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 543
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- 8,124
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- 1,971
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- 97,486
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04 Feb 2026
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all the things he did by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.
OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!
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- English
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- 6,451
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- 1/1
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- 870
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- 45,194
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- 9,092
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- 405,562
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25 Jan 2026
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“What is this ‘ball and chain’?” Ilya frowned.
Ilya's teammate grinned. “Wife. Girlfriend. Nagging you. Controlling. No fun allowed.”
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- Part 1 of cobblestone (hollanov fics)
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- English
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- 1/1
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25 Jan 2026
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enforcer by moonlitgarden
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Dec 2025
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Ilya knows there is a thing about himself he has to always keep hidden in the deepest recesses of his body, behind his molars and in his core. He thinks Shane Hollander might be the same, except the thing about him he cannot hide.
Ilya Rozanov is the biggest hockey talent of his generation. So is Shane Hollander.
But over the years Ilya notices that the vicious media and the clamouring fans and some of his more foul-mouthed teammates treat Hollander differently than any other hockey player.
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- English
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- 1/1
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13 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,424
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 16
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- 959
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- 32,532
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- 5,920
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- 275,504
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06 Jan 2026
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But If Thy Wife I Were, And Had Thy love by gondolinarchivist
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
05 Apr 2025
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Henry playfully wrestles him to the ground, and their laughter shakes the trees. This is what life ought to be: easy and sweet and without any past or future. The rest of the world can hang for all Hans cares; all he wants is to make Henry laugh, and to turn him every shade of red possible.
“Shut up or I'll fill you up,” Henry threatens. “I’ll get a strong son on you.”
Something flutters in Hans’s chest. “I'm not a fucking maid, Henry.” He struggles a little more, just for show, and Henry pins his hands above his head.
“Could be,” Henry counters, grinning. “My maid, my girl, the way you take me.”
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In which Henry helps Hans forget about his upcoming nuptials, a wedding night is shared, and Hans yearns to become something other than what he is.
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28 Sep 2025
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Optimization is V1’s specialty. From projectile punching to explosion-propelled feats of acceleration, V1 was made to make itself better: faster. To achieve maximum performance, it opts to optimize its energy usage. A more efficient source of biofuel may exist—but V1 needs a means to extract it. A particular peripheral used by Mindflayers seems promising.
V1 intends to test it on Gabriel. There must be something better than blood.
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- 1/1
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25 Jun 2025
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“You were right. When you said no one could be proud of me.”
Henry closes his eyes. The bed frame soaked up the fire's warmth, a compress pressed along his side. The flame sputters, cracks.
“I was angry. And I couldn’t have possibly meant it, when I know it’s not true.”
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Between the battles, Henry and Hans find time to talk, touch, and live.Series
- Part 1 of Non-Scripta
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,510
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 173
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- 4,068
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- 50,661
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08 May 2025
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(a sequel to archiveofourown.org/series/2685169)
The Roy siblings mourn their father while fighting off a hostile takeover attempt; Kendall and Stewy navigate a committed relationship after 25 years of on-and-off involvement; Stewy and Roman head to Silicon Valley to secure a tech deal.
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01 Sep 2024
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Post-S3. The Roy kids return from Italy and plead for Sandi and a less-than-thrilled Stewy to join them in thwarting the GoJo sale and taking down their dad once and for all. Kendall resumes his lifelong on-and-off affair with Stewy, and confesses the manslaughter to him. Logan and co. launch aggressive ratfucking tactics in the hopes of warding off a takeover.
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01 Sep 2024