Crustyspiderz
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Pete and Patrick never formed Fall Out Boy. Instead, they meet on a transatlantic flight.
Pete's not happy about this - until he sees Patrick's Google history.
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Patrick is America's Sweetheart. Part of one of Hollywood's royal families, his squeaky clean reputation is one of envy. But when his newest project is doomed to fail, the suggestion to fake a marriage to Arma Angelus' frontman Pete Wentz becomes his best bet at saving his career.
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19 May 2026
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The Difference Between Real Love and the Love On TV by scarredsodeep, wellthisisprettyrisque (brainwitchletty)
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
08 Oct 2017
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It is the year 2008. Patrick, not exactly known for his assertiveness skills, is trying to get out of an awkward situation with an ex. Resident genius Pete Wentz suggests, "Just tell her you have a boyfriend!" This is the story of how Patrick Stump ends up pretending to date Pete Wentz and doing it with real feelings.
With gorgeous artwork by the amazing collettephinz!
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18 May 2026
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Your first season with a new team is the most important time for proving yourself. Pro athletes are hard enough to wrangle when they’re healthy; you can’t wait until they’re injured to start building credibility as a physio. Accordingly, Patrick spends his first week with the Seattle Sounders figuring out who his biggest problems are going to be. But he doesn’t need a week. He knows within ten minutes it’s going to be Pete Wentz.
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16 May 2026
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You Put My Head in Such a Flurry by thewallsleanintolisten
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Bandom, Cobra Starship, Paramore (Band)
08 Mar 2024
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“Shut the fuck up.” He’s not proud of how many times a day he’s resorted to that since starting to work here. “I’m going to get fucking evicted, and it’s all your fault ‘cause you didn’t tell me how hot Patrick was.”
Pete’s met with slow blinking eyes and silence. A lengthy period of silence, like Gabe’s trying to piece together a story that makes sense. “You’re getting evicted… because Patrick’s hot?” he says hesitantly.
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08 May 2026