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    “Are you– are you full though?”

    “I’ve taken the safe amount,” he says, which Dan understands means ‘no’. “Do you need anything else?” Phil adds, glancing at him. “Uhm– a shower maybe?”

    So he knows. Great.

    The only thing worse than coming in your pants like a pubescent school boy at the thought of being drained of every last drop of blood, is the guy who was sucking your blood to notice.

    Dan really needs some money to pay his rent. Phil really needs blood to survive. It's a pretty good deal, and Dan gets a lot more than he bargained for.

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    27 May 2026

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    “Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”

    “Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”

    Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.

    “Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”

    Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.

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    27 May 2026

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    Phil sighs, hands rubbing at his eyes under the glasses again, and they move up in the process, and Phil, tiredly, takes them off, sets them down on the nightstand next to their bed, and Dan, without thinking, says, “no, keep the glasses on.”

    Blinking at him with a confused expression, Phil freezes mid-movement.

    “My glasses?” he asks.

    Dan nods, gaze heated.

    Dan is on tour, and stressed, and missing Phil.

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    27 May 2026

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    “You did so well.”
    Dan isn’t sure if Phil is referring to the fucking or the driving.

    Or, somewhere between the 2025 and 2026 Formula One seasons, things start to unravel.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    03 Apr 2026