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    Shane rolls his eyes as if he’s not absolutely going to Face Time Ilya the moment he gets to his Montreal apartment door. 

    He maybe also decides not to delete this photo of Ilya’s perfect abs drizzled in come to the point that they’re dripping like the ridges of a fresh-from-the-oven cinnamon roll - quite as soon as he should.

    For Science.

    Then he opens his browser and types in the words ‘sexting coaching’ into the Google search bar.

    The first few hits are blurred out video reels Shane’s too terrified to open in public at the airport.

    But finally he sees something promising on Craigslist.com.

    'Johnny Big Bravo, Professor of Sextuality. Virtual coaching for reasonable fee. Serious inquiries only - email [email protected] with a summary of your sexting needs and I will send you a quote'

    Normally Shane wouldn’t do something this reckless, stupid, and impulsive.

    But this is the Year of Yes. 

    And also the year Shane takes the concept of sexting and Hollanders the fuck out of that shit. He’s going to become an expert.

    A sextpert, even. A sext champion. Point is, he’s going to kick Rozanov’s ass.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Does it feel like agony for you too?

    Being in love with a guy that everyone is obsessed with, most of all you? Shane and Ilya have that in common. The difference is in how they deal with it.

    Part 1: Ilya
    Part 2: Shane

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Apparently, Shane’s no better than a skittering lab rat, except he doesn’t press a button when he’s hoping for scraps—he knocks on Rozanov’s door.

    Or: Rozanov is never going to love him back, so Shane decides to go to war with biochemistry. He buys a psychology book with a five-step guide to help him do it. If only he could actually stick to the plan.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    ...I guess I should just say it. I was wondering if you'd—”

    “I think we should stop seeing each other.”

    “—like to come to my cottage this summer.”

    The plate slips from Shane's hand and shatters on the kitchen floor.

    Or: Shane doesn't get injured that night Montreal plays Boston. Ilya follows through on his plan to break things off with him. Well, he tries, at least.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    It might have been easier to fall to his knees and beg for forgiveness. But his boyfriend was a dangerous thing right now, and God help him, Ilya couldn’t resist. He liked it when Shane’s sharp edges caught his soft sides, when all of his intensity bubbled onto the surface.

    “Did you want me to sign your tits too, Hollander?” he asked. “Make things even?”

    There was some saying about playing stupid games.

    Or: a drunken fan interaction was making its rounds on social media, and Ilya knew that apologies weren’t cheap.

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    25 Jun 2026