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Piece of Heck LoTR Self-Insert Fic I Wrote When I Was 11 by Finwe_the_disappointed
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Jul 2019
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After a dispute over the ideal means of production, 11-year-old me falls into Middle Earth. Basically the same plot as every falling-into-ME story ever, except I pretend to be a boy because I don’t trust Aragorn’s motives. Disclaimer: I was an idiot ok
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03 Jun 2026
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The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
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22 May 2026
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'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?
I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'
After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.
It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...
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10 May 2026
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In All the Ways There Were by mollyknox
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
28 Sep 2020
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When Sam nearly lost Frodo on Weathertop, he made a promise to himself: to tell the truth.
A retelling of the Lord of the Rings (movie canon) from Sam's perspective. Also he and Frodo are in love.
(this fic is completed)
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30 Apr 2026
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First Impressions by perkynurples
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 May 2014
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Bilbo Baggins is not a morning person, so he doesn't really know what's supposed to happen in that magical time before lunch, but even he realizes finding inconveniently shirtless (and inconveniently attractive) strangers sleeping on his couch isn't an everyday occurrence. Written based on this text post off Tumblr - the premise was just too good to pass up. Quick and harmless.
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29 Apr 2026