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"Well, the problem is that our fight in the car was really hot, and whenever I think about it, I get horny," Wade explains, in one breath. "And I don't think I should tell you, because you're going try to kill me, again. Which means I'm going to get horny and hornier until my dick falls off, which is a pity, because you don't know what you're missing."
Fuck, Wade really needs to learn when to shut up.
"You want to get fucked, that's the problem?" Logan asks.
"No!" Wade immediately says. "Yes! Fuck, I don't know."
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16 Apr 2026
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I was asked to write this as a joke. It ended up being a full length terrible porn. Anyways, Jesse and Chester try out those alien enhancement necklaces, and it leads to gay sex.
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21 Mar 2024
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“Why haven’t we made out yet, dude?” Jesse asks in a very serious voice. It takes all of Chester’s self control not to burst out laughing. The look on Jesse’s face is so intent.
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21 Mar 2024
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Stress Relief by Amiyatzin
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Apr 2022
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BIG MEGA ASS SPOILERS FOR NONA THE NINTH + EXCERPT BY TAMSYN MUIR
Palamedes getting railed because I had to write it. I wake up every morning and choose chaos.
P.S. I still hate Ao3's formatting with a passion.
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15 Sep 2022
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There must be some reasoning behind it, some reason why he must work with this untidy, ridiculous man who speaks out of turn and moves with a careless stride despite the power he wields.
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07 Jul 2022
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A body of a young factory worker lies unclaimed on the railroad tracks in Jamrock West and Harry has yet to show at the precinct. Kim Kitsuragi has been up since the dawn and has already decided he's over this week. It's a mild Tuesday morning in June '51. The spectre of Communism hangs over Revachol like a burial shroud.
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- Part 1 of Birdcage Verse
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24 Dec 2021
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Life Gets Hard, But We Go On by Laura Kaye (laurakaye), zappedbysnow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
30 Sep 2022
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Kim Kitsuragi went to solve a murder in a long-abandoned corner of town. He found much more than he expected: a disaster, and a miracle. A new partner, and a fresh start.
He has, by most sensible measures, objectively terrible taste in men.
Harry Du Bois woke up with no memories, helped solve a murder, got shot a little bit, had a sexual epiphany, and fell head-over-heels in love. He thinks he might have been a bad person, before. He's trying to be a good person now.
He's also exactly Kim's type.
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06 Dec 2021
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PROBLEM: You've been friends with Kim for a while now. You feel like you know him well, or at least better than most of the people he interacts with. You can recognize the curve of his slight smile, the sparkle in his eye when he’s teasing you, and, of course, you’ve felt the authority his eyebrow holds. You know about his childhood wish to be a pilot, his secret love of science fiction, and just how big of a torque dork he is. You’re privy to the facts he keeps hidden, like how he struggles with showing emotions, how he still feels lonely despite the fact he enjoys isolation, his desire to do good in the world. Still, there's something about him that unsettles you— is it in his glasses, the lilt of his mouth, his knowledgeable eyes? And unsettles isn't really the right word, is it—but what is? What is this feeling when you look at Kim? Maybe if you think about it long enough, you can figure it out.
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“Kim, how did you know you were... y’know?”
He just raises an eyebrow. Of course, for all the times for his deductive reasoning to fail him, it had to be now, when you were asking him about his… sexuality. God, you can barely think the word in your head—how the hell are you supposed to say it out loud?
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21 Nov 2021
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Madly driven, the lieutenant once called him, not knowing the half of it. How avidly he consumes the people around him, down to the most infinitesimal detail. Language of the body, every gesture, every twitch. The smallest movements in the face and eyes, the subtlest shifts of breath and voice. He devours all of it, from everyone he meets. From suspects, witnesses, victims, bystanders. And from Kim. Most of all from Kim.
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- Part 2 of After Hours
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21 Nov 2021
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A dead woman in an alley, a girl with a thousand faces, a fiancé with blood on his hands, a wealthy family with an agenda, and the two detectives who would solve the case at any cost.
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20 Nov 2021
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Conversations had after hours at the 41 between Kim Kitsuragi and his new, amnesiac partner Harry Du Bois. Often over cigarettes.
Eventually, things start to unravel.
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07 Nov 2021
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His thumb traces slow circles around the nub of bone in your wrist.
“Kim?"
He pulls his hand back. “I’m sorry, I’ve been drinking.” He smiles. His pupils are dilated and the warmth coming off of him is feverish and so tempting.
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29 Oct 2021
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It can’t be deliberate, of course. It’s a flagrant breach of protocol. Not something Kim Kitsuragi would do without good reason, and you are not that.
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29 Oct 2021
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the grave of the saint by basketofnovas (slashmarks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Feb 2022
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As the second war against a fully restored Voldemort begins, Harry's family struggles to help Amelia Bones's Ministry face the Death Eaters and Hogwarts itself becomes a battleground between political factions. Meanwhile Harry and his friends cope with new responsibilities and new challenges - including their N.E.W.T. coursework.
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- Part 3 of brilliant difficulty
- Part 6 of brilliant difficulty extended universe
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06 Oct 2021
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What To Do When Your Pillow Refuses To Remove His Armor by Blossomwitch
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 May 2015
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On the way to Isengard after Helm's Deep, Legolas and Gimli finally resolve the issue of who slew more orcs in the recent battle. And Legolas finally manages to convince Gimli to remove his armor.
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07 Sep 2021
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before the door of hell lamps burned by basketofnovas (slashmarks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2020
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In which Harry goes to live with his godfather in the summer of 1994, Peter Pettigrew goes to Azkaban, and a lot of things change.
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- Part 1 of brilliant difficulty
- Part 1 of brilliant difficulty extended universe
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18 Jul 2021
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End Racism in the OTW (Harry Potter and the Nest of Snakes) by elumish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2017
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“You killed wizard Hitler?” she breathes, and Harry shrugs uncomfortably. “That’s so cool.”
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- Part 1 of Creatively Maladjusted
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18 Jul 2021
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I mean, he’s always known they’re identical. Hell, that’s what even tipped them off about the whole reincarnated-twin thing. But between Tommy’s silver-white hair and green eyes and the fact that Billy looks like he’s actually encountered a hairbrush this decade, it’s not always that apparent. Billy’s the better-groomed brunette and Tommy’s the shaggy-haired delinquent who wears whatever clothing he grabs off the floor first in the morning. It can be easy, then, to forget how similar they actually look.
But apparently a box of hair dye can make a big difference when it comes to that.
Or: Billy and Tommy decide to go as each other for Halloween, which unlocks a slight twin existential crisis and a lot of family feelings. Also featuring Tommy "bi crisis" Shepherd/David Alleyne and Wanda Maximoff being a good mom, actually.
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22 Feb 2021
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Summary: A fill for the Young Avengers kinkmeme, for a fem (shifted)!Teddy / experimentation prompt:
“Tommy asks Billy once whether he's sure he's gay since he's never "tried it" with a female. This bothers Billy and he mentions this to Teddy who is quite willing to try being a girl for Billy's sake!”Bonus points extremely awkward sex and both trying and failing to get aroused!
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“What are you doing?”
“They bounce,” Teddy muttered, her brow furrowed and shoulders tense. “It’s distracting.”
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18 Feb 2021
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Just Like Cats and Dogs by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Aug 2020
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Lambert likes traveling with Aiden, even though he's batshit. He's the kind of crazy that fits Lambert's crazy, and Lambert likes that shit, alright? He likes Aiden. You know, in a friend way. Or whatever way has them fucking on this forest floor right now. That way is pretty good, too.
(Aiden is pissed off about a shitty contract and has energy to work off. Lambert wasn't expecting this day to end with him on his back and Aiden naked in his lap, but he's rolling with it.)
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29 Jan 2021