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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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21 Jul 2026
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This is death.
He is a culmination of every age he has ever been and ever will be and if he does not have her—he will be in pain.
He will always be in pain.
Draco has always known what it means to be a Malfoy. His duty is to his House first, and to the inheritance of his father’s silhouette second.
What he never expects is that loyalties can shift; even the oldest, most entrenched ones.
She is a girl of impossible light, someone he was raised to hate and inevitably destined to lose. Some might call it obsession, but Draco knows the draw he feels toward Hermione Granger is not so easily named.
Years before the war, a bond between two supposed enemies is forged in secret, for the world has only ever seen them as a testament to the duality of human nature.
Draco will learn what becomes of a thread spun between two souls when it is cut loose—and he will do so by the skin of his teeth, for the fates are fickle, and there is no promise they will permit him to stitch his way back to her light.
Or: The HP series reimagined through the lens of Draco Malfoy (with a secret Dramione relationship).
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19 Jul 2026
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Jul 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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12 Jul 2026
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Torn to Pieces and Burned to Ashes by BonesandQuills
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2026
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Thirteen years had passed after the second wizarding war, and Draco Malfoy is tasked to help Hermione Granger regain her memories after she witnessed the murder of her husband. The only problem is that she is missing. Now, he has to navigate his failing marriage, loneliness, and a missing witch. But no worries, he is not completely alone. Theo is there to help his friend.. in his own way.
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08 Jul 2026
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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08 Jul 2026