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“Do you know what I’m talking about, Karkat? When you enter the room and it feels like summer. When you look at me and your eyes go round and I know you see me. When you’re next to me and it feels right and I know that that’s where you belong; in my car, in my bed, under my arm. With me.”
“You’re fucking drunk.”
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- Part 1 of Jake English: Be the catalyst.
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29 Jun 2026
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Arrested for negligence, discovered to be an impostor, and jailed for life. That was your fate had Dave Strider not bailed you out and taken you home with him. You don't know what his true intentions are, but your only way of escape is to do what you were hired to do.
As his private matchmaker, you'll do everything you can to find Dave a partner.
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- English
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28 Jun 2026
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A new semester at Skaia University means a new roommate for Karkat Vantas.
Unfortunately, that roommate is Dave Strider.Bookmarked by CoolreaderTM
26 Jun 2026
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Dave walks in on Karkats personal time and things escalate from there! This is a shameless excuse to write Davekat porn honestly.
May stay as just this one chapter or I might continue it if I ever feel like it.
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22 Jun 2026
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Shameless Dave and Karkat porn-just an excuse to write something with the tags I like to read. Bully x bullied dynamic and rough drunk bathroom sex.
Taste of the writing below:
The door opens and you look over to see the worst person who could have possibly walked in on you. Beer in hand, his stupid fucking mirror shades are reflecting your own disgruntled expression back to you-the noise of the party behind him loud as all hell.
Dave. Hipster hair. Douchebag jock. Sburb high school's resident homophobe. Strider.
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21 Jun 2026
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“At risk of sounding like I’m cribbing something straight from a B Plot porno, your dick’s huge, dude. Giving me a real workout here. Like it fucking hurts, but it’s– It’s good. So fucking good, don’t stop, please don’t stop.”
Dave and Karkat share a thoroughly informative first time.
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19 Jun 2026
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This is the best thing you've ever had in your life.
You're so afraid of losing it.
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- Part 3 of sometimes I dream about you
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- English
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- 10,438
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- 2/3
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11 Jun 2026
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“Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
“The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
“Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”- Language:
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- 1/1
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10 Jun 2026
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Davesprite finally works up the nerve to ask Dave for help figuring out if he can still get off. Dave says yes, as long as his boyfriend can come along for the ride.
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01 Jun 2026
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DO YOU SEE ALL THE THINGS THAT I KEPT ONLY JUST FOR YOU? by seiragakies
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 May 2026
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KARKAT: OH MY GOD.
KARKAT: ARE...
KARKAT: ARE YOU JEALOUS????
DAVE: fuck no im not jealous
DAVE: jealousy is so overrated there is no way in hell a cool guy like me would ever be jealous
DAVE: like not even ironically that would be so lameDave and Karkat have another heart-to-heart in the laundry room, which leads to other, less decent activities in said room. They should probably stop doing that and go to their perfectly serviceable respiteblock, but, well—there’s dirty laundry for them to take care of, first.
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01 Jun 2026
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Typical dirkjake breakup... except not really.
Tired of having his own shortcomings thrown back at him in the shape of endless orange text walls, Dirk goes radio silence. Maybe for once Jake will know what a prison of green feels like.
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- English
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01 Jun 2026
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to be perfectly honest i suck at this job im pretty sure i only got it cause roxy put in a good word for me haha by chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Apr 2023
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Your eyes narrowed, you carefully inspect the leaf he’s drawn. It’s...a leaf, certainly, but the shape still looks...well...suspiciously dick-like.
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31 May 2026
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Time travel and a Karkat sandwich.
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- Part 2 of Maximum
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29 May 2026
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When Sollux spots a familiar looking troll in a porn video, he goes undercover and reaches out to them in order to confirm his suspicions.
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- English
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- 3,158
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- 1/1
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24 May 2026
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"My decision to move on - beyond the death of Sollux Captor and, with it, everything else - was no more of a decision than the one made by an unconscious man to be transferred to an intensive care unit, or by a baby to be born, or by rain to fall in a city that’s already flooding. In a way, it was not a decision at all. It was paralysis."
This is the first paragraph of your novel. You still think it’s awful. When you hear people quoting it, you cringe.
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20 May 2026
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Jake's intention for Strider's first visit to his island home is a day of fun and adventuring, like a scene out of one of his adventure movies, or even one of those great comedies about best bros engaging in wacky hijinks. What Jake gets is a refreshing swim with a side order of mostly-repressed sexual confusion.
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19 May 2026
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"Have you ever kissed anyone before?" Jake asked, shifting his sitting position.
It was so sudden, that Dirk could barely process what he was being asked. Years of being alone in the middle of the ocean, with no company but his puppets and Cal...of course he hadn't. Unless you counted making out with a porcelain face that couldn't reciprocate.
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Jake teaches Dirk how to kiss after learning his new boyfriend is terrible at it
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- Part 1 of We're making this happen
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17 May 2026
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Eridan's spent his life trying to live up to his abusive parent's expectations, and for the most part, succeeded. He's a successful legal prosecutor, got perfect grades throughout his schooling, never did drugs or caused any scandals that would bring trouble to his family's name. However, on the day of his 29th birthday, a hurtful memory of words in the form of Sollux Captor show up.
"This is Sollux!" Feferi gestured towards the man in question, arm looped through his, "we just started dating last month, but I can already tell this one's a keeper."
Sollux does not remember him, nor would he have reason to, but Eridan remembers.
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16 May 2026
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Sollux pretends to be a hot e-girl so that Eridan will pay for his Discord Nitro and also some other stuff. It's easy(if slightly humiliating) work, and Sollux doesn't feel too bad about deceiving Karkat's weird friend. He's just some dumb, gullible loser with too much money anyway.
Sollux didn't expect for him to be the most beautiful man he's ever laid eyes on.
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15 May 2026
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John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting and it's just not fair. Naturally, he begins distracting Karkat while John's talking. Little touches, lip licks, etc. Karkat gets flustered, Dave is thrilled, John is oblivious. It turns into a competition to see who can flirt the most without alerting John to their UST-fueled game.
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Originally for the kink meme.
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13 May 2026