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The Hales didn’t like him. He didn’t like them either. And for fifteen years he made it a point to have as little interaction with them as possible.
It comes as a shock then, when Derek Hale turns up at his door one night, screaming baby in his arms, asking for help.
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26 Jun 2026
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Stiles is (still) single when the pack's getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles' unique forms of persuasion.
Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound...and the two roped into competing in the Resort's version of the Newlywed game. Only it's completely obvious it's going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.
Most probably homicide.
Plot twist: It doesn't.
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25 Jun 2026
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Rumor has it that Sheriff Stilinkski won't let his stepson Scott date until his other son Stiles does, so when Allison makes the mistake of falling for Scott, her well-meaning (and dickish) friends hatch a scheme to hire someone to take Stiles to homecoming.
Inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You, with a little hint of Easy A for flavour.
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25 Jun 2026
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Young omega Warden Lord Mieczysław Stilinski, given the royal request of marrying Crown Prince Derek Hale of Triskelion, predictably messes the whole entire thing up.
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An arranged marriage, mistaken identity, a/b/o, accidental heat fic
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25 Jun 2026
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The Not So Beauty to Your Not So Beast by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Jan 2018
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“Mieczyslaw Stilinski?”
All eyes instantly turned to Stiles and he felt his stomach drop. They’d taken his dad. They’d actually taken his dad and were here to tell him so.
“Yeah?” he asked in a small voice, feeling ready to be sick.
The second he spoke, two of the four regular guards moved through the rows, the lead guard speaking.
“By order of his Grace Peter Hale, you have been selected to begin your employ under the royal house of Hale.”
Wait.
What?
(SNYE - January 19th - Royalty AU)
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25 Jun 2026