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The Sight of Dust. by ConfusedNerd
Fandoms: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, Sea of Ink and Gold - Traci Chee
25 May 2018
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Lyra makes a discovery about Illumination.
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jun 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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29 Jun 2026
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Blessed be the fruit by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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“Grace! Why you no say plants are on Hail Mary, question?!”
The question puts me on my back foot. Literally. I jog up to the door after my morning run to find Rocky waiting for me on my side of the house, suited up and ticked off. I rock back on my heel.
“Huh?”
“What you mean ‘huh’, is simple question! Why no mention plants on Hail Mary when almost die of no vitamins?!”
“No bud, I heard you the first time,” I scoff, shaking my head ruefully. He gets under my feet, tapping at my thighs with his claws to annoy me while I toe off my running shoes.
“Hey, quit— quit it! You’ve gotta be confused, the only plant matter on the Hail Mary was the food in my meals, and that’s years gone.”
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Aka, Grace gets a bittersweet surprise several years after he settles into his life on Erid.
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- Part 3 of Ave Maria
Bookmarked by ConfusedNerd
02 Jun 2026
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as an envibio major who really wants to go into agriculture one day you have no idea how genuinely attached i am to ryland's garden i am sobbing
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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02 Jun 2026
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(One Two Three) Eyes On Me by blonde_salute
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
06 May 2024
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When Katniss Everdeen is twelve years old, on her very first reaping, her name gets drawn. A stranger volunteers in her place.
Katniss has never figured out why.
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- Part 1 of [insert self-insert]
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29 May 2026
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Understanding the Unseen: Analysis of the Collected Works of J. Doe
An attempt to posthumously understand the enigmatic New York painter through the lens of his art, from the bizarre yet ominous abstracts to the softly lit views of his home city.
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20 Dec 2025