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Shit of what happened to Tommy-boy before he was a Dark Lord
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Kakashi is the very worst candidate in the history of politics, which means Naruto has no choice but to yield to his latent alcoholism and get hammered. The last time he had gotten this drunk, he had been in college, and after that highly entertaining episode, he had vowed never to get drunk again because so help him, he had a career to think about.
Said career is in the crapper because Hatake Kakashi, God help the man, is ten pounds of stupid in a five pound bag.
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always coming home by timshl for mindurfangs
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
26 Dec 2025
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Louis clicks on the link with shaky fingers.
He only manages to read Lestat de Lioncourt spotted having a steamy makeout session under the Tuscan sun with in the split second before a pop-up ad obscures the headline, and the cover photo loads.
It’s a pixelated shot of two people locked in an intimate embrace on a small, vaguely familiar balcony with a wrought iron balustrade. The first person, who’s facing the camera full-on and smirking indulgently, is Lestat. The second person, draped against Lestat’s chest with their back to the camera, completely naked down to their bare feet except for a pair of maroon boxers, is Louis.
Prompt: Rockstat and actor Louis going through multiple public breakups and getting back together.
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15 Jun 2026
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Lestat considers condoms. Louis considers castration.
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15 Jun 2026
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Louis gaped at him. “You…do know what it is I’m asking, right?”
“But of course,” Lestat sniffed. “You want us to move past this oh-so-casual arrangement we have been cultivating for the past years, n’est-ce pas? You want us to date? Well, Louis, my answer is no.”
Lestat plays hard to get. Louis plays along.
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15 Jun 2026
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Sasuke starts calling Naruto "the missus" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
Now a podfic by the amazing Anna Podfics!
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12 Jun 2026