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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Title 2: I Wanted the Wolf King, but I Got the Warmaster Before the Fall.

     

    Transmigrating into the most despair-inducing Underhive wastes of the 41st Millennium, Kaelen, a mere mortal, thought his days were numbered.

    When his cheat system finally activated, he prayed for one thing: Just give me Leman Russ. I need the Wolf King to survive!

    [Ding! System error. Target locked: Davin. Salvaging soul...] Instead of the loyalist Wolf, a dying giant crashed before him, his soul teetering on the edge of Chaos corruption. It was the Warmaster himself. Horus Lupercal.

     

    Staring at the tragic, uncorrupted demigod covered in scars, Kaelen went completely silent.

    "Horus," Kaelen sighed, pushing up his goggles. "Your father is a corpse on a golden toilet, your brothers have all gone insane, and the Imperium is a rotten hell-hole."

    Horus: "...?"

    No divine bloodlines. No genetic enhancements. Just a mortal commander armed with future knowledge, a glitchy system, and the most powerful Primarch in history serving as his loyal sword. If the galaxy is broken, they will carve a bloody path from the Underhive to Holy Terra to fix it.

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    For a thousand years, males were myth. Every female of every species believed they had been abandoned by males due to their hubris. Then Harvest proved the legends wrong—males existed. Humanity, the greatest discovery since the Mass Relays, was declared the answer to their prayers.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    The CEO of ██████ Is not one to make mistakes. But when one of the *animals* their company sent down into the depths of that *planet* returns with the █████ and asks to speak with them face to face, they reserve their feelings about speaking with *those* **things** and agree to give It some closure. Chances are they'll just have It killed afterwards, anyway.
    This story details the aftermath of ██████ (CEO of █████)'s Murder.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Good news, you get a near infinite supply of super powers, magical items, and skill downloads.

    Bad news, you're dropped in a death world with no memories.

    Debatable news, you get a tail.

    A Worm Chaos Gacha story starring a brand new Case 53! Meet Brockton Bay's newest and goodest boy!

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    18 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    To the Imperium, Commissar Ciaphas Cain is a Hero.

    To himself, he's a liar, of course.

    But this time, he's keeping more than just his cowardice a secret- there's far more to Ciaphas Cain than he really wants to let on.

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    15 Jun 2026