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For Brambles Choke the Untrodden Path by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 May 2026
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Seven towns, seven noticeboards in one of the most underserved and monster-infested regions on the continent, and not a single damn contract to be seen. Every alderman had the same response. Some asshole breezed through right before Lambert, taking every damn contract for himself. With the harvest season drawing to a close, there should have been a bounty of monsters to slay to get him through the winter. Instead, the townsfolk eyed him warily, unsubtly urging him to pass through rather than rest under a real roof for once. Not that he had the coin to spare.
Underneath the heavy scent of rain and mud, he caught the barest whiff of wood smoke.
The hunt was on.AKA: Lambert and Aiden's first meeting, their even-more-disastrous second meeting, and what comes after ;) Oh, and a magic cat. Wait, what?
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You've Got to Be Kitten Me! by Cobbiest
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Feb 2026
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Shouta and Hitoshi sat in companionable silence as the kettle boiled on the stove, trying and failing to shake off the dregs of their long night.
Hitoshi stared listlessly at his art history essay. In place of a staple, the pages were held together with a holographic unicorn sticker. He slid the packet into his backpack before flopping backwards in his chair, shading his eyes with his arm. Shouta opened his mouth to reprimand him about leaning his chair on two legs, but opted to rest his head on his arms instead.
Just for a moment.
Just until the kettle boils…
Little did either of them know, they had forgotten to light the stovetop.
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AKA Aizawa gets a late start to an otherwise normal day. Why is everyone looking at him like that? Does he have something on his face? -
Curry by Cobbiest
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Aug 2025
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Though he would never tell them, Shouta enjoyed spending the evenings before patrol watching over his students. With unfortunate regularity, he had to put a stop to fights, elaborate pranks, and crimes against cookware, but just seeing them be kids soothed a part of him often left unsettled.
“Oi! Did you just put that pot down on the cutting board? Does cross-contamination mean nothing to you, Raccoon Eyes!?”
He continued to let them think he only tolerated their antics, because some nights his patience wore thin.
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Or, After a long day, Aizawa is dead on his feet. His hellions accidentally make it worse, then they make it better.
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Old Maid by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Sep 2024
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Geralt would probably prefer he went to bed and left him to his hunting. Jaskier would prefer it as well. But he also preferred to sleep knowing his witcher was safe at his side. He would get no rest at all if he was fretting over the possibility of finding him unconscious under a pile of rubble knocked loose by the griffon he was sent to hunt. Or half-frozen and septic in some swamp after being ambushed by a particularly nasty water hag. Or tied to a tree in his skivvies by a jilted succubus. Or…
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Or, Geralt went out on a contract and didn't make it back by the time the tavern closed. It's up to Jaskier to find out where his dear witcher went. Shenanigans ensue.
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The Unprecedented Implications of Practical Arcane Experimentation by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
04 Aug 2024
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A fine dusting of chalk and charcoal coated his hands and chest from countless attempts to correct his blasted diagrams, a layer of grime and dried sweat sitting heavily on his skin. He ran shaking fingers over the bead of force hidden amongst his earrings and the nightshade capsule sewn into his shirt collar. The elven chain shirt sandwiched between his outer and undershirt rattled softly as he moved.
Resigning himself to another restless night, he stared up at the deep maroon canopy overhead.Essek dreamt of the Nein.
AKA Essek tugs on the strings of fate a little too hard and gives both himself and the Nein a bit of perspective as a result.
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Fics taking place in the Point Blank continuity, in no particular order.
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Shinsou's Sleepless Nights by Cobbiest
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jan 2019
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The Real Housewives of Erid by webheadmenace
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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11 Jun 2026
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So reach for the stars, they're not that far by ArkoftheOutlaws
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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♪So humans do not need to care about viruses, question?♪
“Well… we do need to care a little. Some viruses cause more severe infections than others. Influenza, for example, is pretty inconvenient for most people. It can cause nausea, fever, nose leaking, aches, coughing, and more. It can even be deadly for people with weak immune systems, like children or the very old. We definitely take it seriously when someone vulnerable gets infected. Influenza is one of the diseases we vaccinate for. Who remembers what vaccination is?”
The entire class raised their claws. Grace facepalmed.
“Right, duh. Forget I asked.”
♪Cannot forget.♪ Someone chimed, eliciting several giggling thrills.
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Ryland Grace has an annoyingly short lifespan by Eridian standards. Rocky fix. Good thing Grace is there to teach the Eridians everything they need to know about human biology.
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- Part 1 of Ark's Aliens: A PHM Series
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08 Jun 2026
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Fragility not Foreseen. by CyberneticGhosts
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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Less than 2 months away from Erid. In the process of the Hail Mary evading an exoasteroid, Rocky falls from top to bottom of the ship.
In normal circumstances, Rocky could shake it off. Maybe a little sore, but okay.
In this case, Rocky cannot.
Rocky is scared.
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07 Jun 2026
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jun 2026
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Grace is not always met with Kindness by Ghost_Guard_13
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
16 May 2026
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She's been staring at the footage for over an hour today, the chase playing on a loop as it had in the days since it happened, Grace's bright yellow jacket a beacon in the blurs of gray buildings, black coats, and dull green grass. She stares at it for so long that it becomes the only thing she sees in her dreams anymore.
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She meant to delete it. She meant to put it behind her and focus on the mission, focus on the Astrophage, focus on putting her betrayal so far back in her mind that she could continue living with her choices.
The videos are archived onto the Hail Mary instead.
Eva Stratt will never know.
OR Stratt uploaded the cctv footage of Grace running for his life and Simon finds it, forcing Grace to face that dark spot in his memory
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01 Jun 2026