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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    It takes three rings before the call connects, and the second it does, Dunk is already hissing into the phone, “This really fucking hot guy just proposed to have sex with me, if I pretend to date him and go as his plus-one to his brother’s wedding. What do I do?” he blurts, sounding properly frantic. “Ah, and I think he might be a junkie? Or just messing with me. Hard to tell. But he’s really, really hot.”

    or: The one where serial monogamist Dunk engages in a fuck-buddies-fake-dating type of deal with notorious slut, hater of anything labels and commitment, Aerion. What can go wrong?

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    27 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    ❝He had thought, once, that he knew his cousin. He was quiet, and mostly kind. He was as remarkable as an insipid courgette in his best days, and slippery as a servant in his worst ones. Most of the time, it was hard to not ignore him. But Daeron wasn’t ignoring him now. Not now, when he had shown himself to be more than he ever promised. When he showed himself to be worse.❞

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    Daeron lies about Valarr being the father of his child hoping to escape Maekar’s punishment. What destiny has in store for him, after that, is way worse.

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    22 May 2026

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    His fingers touch something weird, something round and silicony feeling. Right. Duncan frowns, pulling it out slowly.

    "What the fuck," He shrieks, surprised.

    Raymun pauses the game instantly, of course he does, and turns around on the couch just to see Duncan holding the biggest dildo their eyes have ever seen. Not that Duncan’s seen many dildos in his life, but still. The thing is massive. Bright, almost violently red, covered in weird swirly textures, and Christ, it’s nearly the size of the box itself, which is nearly the size of Duncan's forearm, and Duncan is a big lad. It has to be pushing at least thirty centimetres, if not more.

    or: Duncan receives a dragon dildo by mistake, finds out that Aerion Targaryen runs a youtube channel where he posts dragon dildo reviews, and becomes a bit obsessed.

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    20 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Maekar is finally old enough to join Baelor at uni. Baelor has picked up a new habit.

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    17 May 2026

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    Maekar Targaryen died old, died in battle, died as a King, and he for sure died full of regrets. Who must have lived a life with more regrets than him? He didn't know, he just knew that of all things he would forever regret the death of his beloved brother Baelor, more than 20 years past that Tourney in Ashford and he still hadn't forgot the sight of Baelor's lifeless body, if only things had been diferent, if only he could have lived in a world were he never swung that mace... Maekar should have been more careful of what he asked the Gods.

    Bloodraven used to say that the Gods don't give anything for free, a life for a life, there was always an exchange. He dind't expect, however, that the Gods would send him back in time, to his childhood, but in a world were he indeed would never swung a mace, a world were Maekar Targaryen was born as Princess Maelle instead.

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    15 May 2026