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Spoilers to Season 2 Episode 14 Blame It On the Alcohol. Following chapters will continue the spoiling along the season 2 and 3 story lines.
Finn and Kurt have brought home a drunk Blaine from Rachel's house party. Kurt thinks that a drunk Blaine is a little too hands on though. -
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Inspired by Bobby and Logan's late night kitchen scene in X2: X-Men United.
Instead of being interrupted by Stryker's forces, it would have been so much better if that scene had ended differently.Bobby can't sleep and is taking solace from his hormonal teenage fantasies in a carton of ice cream. His midnight snack is interrupted by the appearance of Wolverine at the door.
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When Halsin invites Gale to assist in a sacred druidic ritual to restore fertility to the Shadow-Cursed Lands, Gale eagerly agrees—flattered, honored, and perhaps a little too trusting. What he doesn’t expect is that the “ceremonial garment” is sheer lace, the “offering” is his own seed, and the ritual requires him to be brought to climax without ever being touched where he most wants it.
But Halsin is nothing if not thorough, and Gale does his part to bring the land back to life.
It’s for the good of nature. Really.
(Bottom Gale Week, day 4)
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"Dunno if that’s how it works. Some people are just straight." He thinks for a moment. "Like, I don’t have to try pickled herring, no matter how much Jan says he likes it— I’m rather fucking sure I won’t."
Isaac hums.
"So being gay is like pickled fish?"
And this is really starting to do Jamie’s fucking head in, because the last thing he needs is to be stuck alone with Isaac while he starts going too deep into a metaphor, because they always get complicated and confusing far too quickly, so—
"Jesus, I’ll blow you right now, and you can decide for yourself."
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or, isaac decides it would be homophobic not to at least experiment, and it somehow becomes jamie’s problem.
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Ever since Keeley broke up with him, Jamie's been having fun, and maybe nursing his broken heart a little, by hooking up with whoever catches his eye. This includes a sexy, hairy man whose profile shows up on his Grindr.
Or Jamie and Roy start messaging on Grindr, only neither one realizes who exactly they're talking to.
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Ted, upon whom that mushroom tea definitely worked, wanders into Thunderdong. Trent takes it upon himself to rescue him.
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Bound To Fucking Machine Screaming And Pissing Pt. 2 by maskedwolves for swordguy, Literatus
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Roy gets a new toy. He needs someone to help him operate it.
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