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    "I can help you, you know?", Shane says, although he's already sitting on one of the highchairs at their kitchen isle.

    "Ah no, you will do nothing. I want to make disgusting smoothie for you to enjoy on the morning of our wedding day. You just sit and look pretty," Ilya counters seriously as he starts cutting up some kale. Usually Shane would quip something back, but he feels a grin form on his face at the reminder that today was, in fact, his wedding day. So instead he just says: "I love you."

    Ilya looks up at him with a smile. "I love you, too," before going back to slicing greens.

    Shane puts an elbow on the surface of the isle and rests his chin in his hand as he watches his fiance prepare his favorite smoothie, a fond smile never leaving his face.

    "We're getting married in a few hours," he says in awe.

    "Yes, I know. That is what 'wedding day' means, no?", Ilya retorts and Shane huffs a laugh. "Shut up," he says half heartedly and Ilya responds with a grin.

     

    OR: The Hollanov wedding reimagined

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    Ilya realizes that people assume Shane is a bottom because [insert your favourite homophobic prejudice here]. Whatever the reason is, Ilya sticks to his guns and declares a stealth full-scale war to everyone involved. Of course, one day, Shane finds out.

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    It was all Harris' idea, and he'd expected to be fully shut down, given how private Shane and Ilya had been about their wedding and relationship. But they finally had the chance to be open, and set the record straight in a clear way that didn't name any names, that the Montreal Metros had never played with a Shane Hollander who hadn't been in love with Ilya Rozanov.

    (A vaguely spiritual successor to my fic 20 Questions, though this time canon compliant)

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    They're laughing and clapping Ilya and Shane on the back when Troy comes in looking absolutely furious.

    He throws his duffel on the bench with too much force before saying, "Fucking Crowell."

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    June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.

    Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.

    AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.

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