Cinicalamente
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You Did Your Best, Nakamura-kun! by Cinicalamente
Fandoms: ガンバレ！中村くん!! | Ganbare! Nakamura-kun!! | Go For It Nakamura! (Manga)
28 Jun 2026
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Lovelorn Nakamura Okuto rides his bike far from the cemetery of his delusions (his bedroom) but doesn’t expect to run into a friend of a friend who might tell him exactly what he needs to hear.
This fanfiction contains spoilers for ep 12, set after it.
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The Problem With Godly Puberty by Cinicalamente
Fandoms: 妖怪学校の先生はじめました | Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga)
26 Apr 2026
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"That's fine," Haruaki declared solemnly under Mikoto's attentive gaze.
The serious voice didn't suit him or at least after the images his mind elaborated wasn't the sound he expected to hear.
Both held their breath until Haruaki talked again."You are authorized to... masturbate over me, Sano-kun."
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The time Sano-kun didn't hug Seimei back and left school before even putting foot in the class and his teacher ran to the rescue… except the demon the young god was fighting against was his own puberty.
⚠️: All sex scenes are only fantasies and with the teacher x student relationship don't take place in their reality. Mikoto is 18y.o and nothing happened.
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In another life, you still would've turned my head even if we'd met by Cinicalamente
Fandoms: 妖怪学校の先生はじめました | Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga)
22 Feb 2026
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Mikuri Sano thought the worst day of her life was when her uncontrollable powers nearly killed someone at her old school and her brother abandoned her to protect her reputation.
But nothing compared to hearing the teacher she secretly adored - actually loved - casually mention she planned to marry a man someday.
A story about the emotional and sexual awakening of Mikuri Sano, a little lesbian disaster hopelessly in love with her straight (or… is she?) teacher Haruka Abe and the many girls who helped her understand love, desire, and herself.
⚠️ Note: The teacher-student tag refers solely to Mikuri’s unrequited crush. Nothing romantic or physical happens while she is a student.
All sexual content involves Mikuri and original characters after she becomes an adult, and serves narrative/character development purposes.Also featuring Douman and Ranmaru, who bicker like a married couple in the background.
Yes, Mikuri has other partners.
Yes, SanoHaru is endgame.
But the sexual tension between them is resolved off-screen for very specific, explained reasons.
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Staying Friends Is Safe, Doesn't Mean You Should by Cinicalamente
Fandoms: ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
17 Feb 2026
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After ten years being co-dependents, Saitama decided to ask Genos to be boyfriends but his answer wasn't something he hoped to receive.
⚠️ Please read the tags and note before reading for being sure it can be a pleasing story for you. Thanks 💙
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The Misunderstanding Hurts More When You Are Dumb Enough to Zoom Out During Your First Interview by Cinicalamente
Fandoms: ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
12 Feb 2026
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Genos was so excited to watch Saitama-sensei's first interview but the next thing he heard from the tv was "Is sex with cyborgs possible and pleasant for humans? Is it true that soon it would be a worldwide option? We heard a Class A hero. Yes, of course! Sex with Cyborg is the future! As Caped Baldy said, he would never return to sex with humans ever again!”
Now he was calling Dr. Kuseno to satisfy his sensei's desires.
⚠️ I am an anime watcher and read just a few chapters of the manga. This story is setting in last arc, precisely with Saitama as class A hero and Genos making Forte a homeless to live next to him but have no idea about the rest of the canon story (not needed here) lol
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I have adopted Xehaku for more than 31 days but a long month event is pretty good for celebrating the first year on this ship aka my Xehaku month collection by Cinicalamente
Fandom Dr. STONE (Anime), Dr. STONE (Manga)
01 Oct 2025
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All entries for the most elegant and long dcst ship event ever: the Xehaku month ✖🛡
Stories are standalone but they are recollected in a serie for being more organized.Start date: 01/10/21
End date: ??????- Words:
- 15,313
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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A Series of Xeno and Kohaku moments in the canon or inspired by manga material.
Not having any correlations among each other.
Every story has some tags to note if it's canon complaints, ooc or au.
Different rating, different scenarios.- Words:
- 24,093
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Yohaji: Rintarou and Akira Route by Cinicalamente
Fandom 妖怪学校の先生はじめました | Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga)
12 Apr 2025
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An alternative version of yohaji story but with Rintarou Miki and Akira Takahashi in a relationship.
At the moment (updated on April, 14th) this serie includes three one-shots rated T. The fourth will be mid sexual so rated Explicit. The fifth story will contain post partum depression and more angst so it will be rated M.
1) Rintarou's Unofficial Creepy Boyfriend
2) Rintarou's Unspoken Affection Moments
3) Rintarou's Unplanned Birthday Adventures
4) to be posted soon
5) to be posted
- Words:
- 19,336
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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The daily married life of Harry and Lavender Potter by Cinicalamente
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2024
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Harry Potter saga is the same but Lavender made Harry fell in love with her as soon as Ron broke her heart during their sixth year. They married and had three daughters: Lily and Daisy (twins) and Amaryllis. The girls were old enough for Hogwarts so they tried for the forth baby and after years they succeeded. Here their adventures (pretty much all explicit).
Friendships and minor relationships mentioned until now:
- Harry & Ron
- Lavender & Draco
- Lavender & Parvati
- Original Potter family members (Lily) & Original Weasley family members (Albert)
- Ron/Luna
- Blaise/Ginny- Words:
- 33,873
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 23