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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Attending the Arena of the Void Bearer is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

    Mostly because those who compete never leave alive.

    Anyone else, such as the audience? They’re rarely able to stomach more than one visit. Inside the Voidan Arena is a constant bloodbath of innocents plucked off the street.

    Those who fight aren’t limited to adults that run to the doors begging for fame and fortune. The Arena guards take anyone they can find.

    The young. The younger. The old. The new. The sick. The dying. The lonely. The loved.

    They take them from their homes and tell them to fight to appease their goddess.

    Technoblade figures that out pretty quickly when he’s sent there and is told to fight a child.

    Tommy figures that out even faster when he’s taken from his home at the ripe old age of ten, is handed a sword, and is told to swing it or die.

    — — —

    (Or, Technoblade is brought to the death hole that is the Voidan Arena and picks up a child that wants to go home. Techno vows to take the child—and a *few* others— home)

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    17 Jul 2022

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    “Be my apprentice,” Icarus blurted.

    Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he’d ever made. “What the fuck? Why?”

    “Why?” Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. “It’s because of your powers.”

    “My powers,” he echoed. “I never told you whether or not I had powers.”

    “I can… sense them,” Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose.

    “Right. What are they, then,” he retorted.

    “Uh… super… powers,” the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second.

    Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. “Really? That’s the best you could do?”

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    Tommy isn’t sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he’s left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice!

    - or -

    Tommy’s lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer.

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    10 Jul 2022

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    Hermitcraft Season 8
    xisumavoid: So, does anyone have any other bugs they’ve noticed in the world? I’ve fixed the sleep cycle one already, but I’d like to check in.
    tommyinnit: well there's the bug of me being in here but i dont think thats what you mean, big man
    grian: what the fuck

    aka: this is ooc but im having fun, kudos to m1tsuri who inspired this
    upload schedule: random

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    26 Jun 2022

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    Everyone knows that Eri loves Izuku, but that didn't stop her family from being jealous about it.
    After Eri’s melt down when she isn't allowed to see Izuku, the family ends up learning that Izuku understands Eri far more than they ever realized.
    They were able to save Eri, but who is going to save Izuku?

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    11 Jun 2021

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    After Bakugou is accidentally hit by the quirk Sleeping Beauty, he must be within 10 ft of the person he loves most unless he wants to go into comatose. So, enter Midoriya Izuku, the love of his life. But when Bakugou's class doesn't know about his secret boyfriend, how will he survive the week long adventure?

    Or- How will Class 3-A react to Bakugou's quirkless cinnamon roll boyfriend who also could take them all down?

    Featuring: Quirkless Izuku Midoriya who goes to Shiketsu and is known in the underground as an informant and hero in training because this is entirely self indulgent and I want more of these type of fics!

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    15 Aug 2021

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