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    When an author has written close to a hundred stories, readers might start wondering where to start and which stories in particular might suit their tastes. This is a primer for exploring my Sherlock works.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    This is not a fic, it's a guide of fics

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    Written for this promt on the kinkmeme: "After Mary's death, John moves back into Baker Street, but is still upset at the loss of his wife and child. Eventually, he and Sherlock stumble into a sort of relationship, but it's more physical than anything and they don't talk about it.

    They especially don't talk during sex.

    If they are going to have sex, Sherlock notices the signs hours beforehand, and he prepares carefully. The lights are off, they're under the covers, he prepares himself using lots of lube so he can make it feel as much like a woman as he can, and he doesn't let himself make any noise so that, if John wishes, he can pretend that he's still with Mary."

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    29 Jun 2026

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    DI Lestrade said Sherlock Holmes was a great man, and one day, if they were very lucky, he might be a good one. John Watson is many things, but lucky isn't one of them.

    This is the story of how the impossible happens.

    ETA: (Available in chapters format here.)

    ETA: (COVER! fiorinda_chancellor made me a cover and I'm touched and honored. It's gorgeous.

    ETA: The fabulous and dedicated Miamam translated the series into Czech, which is a stupendous and generous undertaking that's been in the works for literally months. I'm humbled and so very, very grateful.

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    11 Sep 2023

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    Best damn earn your redemption I've seen since avatar

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    Maybe that was why: you only get the one miracle.

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    23 Jan 2022

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    Not for the faint of heart but an extremely accurate look at what pregnancy loss does to a person.

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    John Watson is what happens when a man can no longer see a reason to go on.

    John Watson is what happens when a man starts to let go.

    "It is what it is."

    John Watson is what happens when what "it is" becomes too much to bear.

    This is a story of the life, death, and resurrection of John Hamish Watson.

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    22 Jul 2020

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    So realistic it hurts