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    When Rocky asks Grace to tell him about the best sex he ever had on Earth, Grace remembers a one-night stand with a handsome guy with gravity-defying black and grey hair who worked in the movie industry. Rocky has his reasons for asking.

    "And,” he continues impishly, “if you make enough noise that I can hear you, I’m going to stop and count to five before I touch you again. So if you want me to keep going, you need to stay quiet as a mouse.”

    I’ve lost the ability to speak already. All I can do is keep nodding.

    Jamie keeps that constant eye contact going as he slides even further down the couch; he’s now bent at the waist over the opposite arm and it occurs to me that he’s still fully clothed while I’m completely naked. Somehow the contrast makes me feel even more exposed.

    He looks straight at me as his tongue flicks out and licks right over the tip of my cock. I gasp out loud, then see he’s smirking and clearly counting down from five on one hand. I moan in frustration, and he raises an eyebrow and starts the countdown again from the top. Oh god, this is going to be impossible.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Eridians fall in love hard.

    Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    It's not jealousy. Adrian is adamant about that. They are actually insisting that it’s not any emotion at all. Not even dislike. They are simply completely uninterested in anything that concerns “the human”. 

    Rocky believes them. Adrian has always been the level-headed one out of the two of them. They are too logical to be jealous. They acknowledge that Grace and Rocky have a special bond after everything they went through together and also understand that none of that will ever pose a threat to their relationship. 

    Neither are they heartless or ungrateful. They know that Grace is the only reason that Rocky is back at all, the only reason their star has stopped dying. Adrian has told Rocky again and again that they are grateful and happy and wish the alien no ill will. They even helped with the construction of the biodome.

    And yet they have no desire to get to know Grace. 

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    You know those videos where the dad is like "You may keep the cat but I will have nothing to do with it" and a few days later they are smothering the kitty with cuddles and love?

    Adrian never stood a chance.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    For Eridians, the six of six of six is special, and today marks Grace's 216th anniversary. Measured, of course, by Earth's orbit around its star Sol.

    In the morning, while the fog is still high, Adrian finds Rocky at the beach.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.


    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    10 Jun 2026