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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Just when he was about to walk to his love, Thrain slides before him. “Absolutely not!” He said. “You brought shame on your One. The tradition and its rules are clear. I will write to Belladonna and invite her here. I’m sure she will be happy for us and Ereborfolk but I guarantee you lad, she is the fiercest thing you will ever meet and you have met your cousin Dain’s line of the family. She is worse. Wait until she hears about what you have been doing to her precious son! You know the rules, you have to get her blessing, convince her that you are good enough for his son if you want to keep Bilbo Baggins by your side. That’s right, I’m not letting you get it easy, no. I will write that letter right now!”

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    Thrain lives and absolutely livid that his son went and broke his bestie Belladonna’s son’s heart.

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    the dwarfs find out how much hobbits eat

    their gonna get their hobbit back to healthy

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  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    Bilbo Baggins, esteemed bachelor of the Shire, is less than pleased at many things during the start of his quest to slay a dragon with the joyous company of thirteen Dwarves and a particularly meddlesome Wizard. But, above all, he especially loathes the food --- in particular, the bread. Which is why he brought his very own sourdough starter to feed along the journey, leading him to secretly scurrying off into the night to grow it (for Dwarves, as they are, would most definitely make fun of him).

    And as nosy as they were, two Dwarven princes can't help but follow Bilbo one night to see what on earth he was doing, bringing them to a grave, completely avoidable misunderstanding that has the Company of Thorin Oakenshield scrambling to rid their new burglar of his...'destructive habits'.

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    the dwarfs find out that by hobbit terms bilbo is very beautiful

    also I made it so bombur gets a hobbit girlfriend

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  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    “Dwarves tend to use the stones they come from, but here,” Gandalf says, reaching into some hidden pocket of his robes and revealing a handful of very dirty gemstones. “Take these.” 

    Covered in dirt and all else, Bilbo really can’t see what he’s even looking at. A couple of gems, perhaps, or crystals. Only one tends to be actually cut into the fashion of rings, but the others look like they’ve come from the ground directly. One looks to be a garnet, but that’s the only color he recognizes. 

    “And pray tell,” Bilbo drawls, “what am I supposed to do with this?” 

    Gandalf laughs, fully bodied and leaning forward slightly. Bilbo can’t help but stare, half debating on throwing the mismatched rocks right onto the ground. 

    “Why, give it to Thorin, perhaps? As a token of… friendship,” Gandalf says.

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    Or Bilbo gives Thorin a gem that means lust. Thorin eventually replies with a flower that means hate. They figure it out in the end.

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