CarpeJugulum
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"You could," Kylo says, voice small.
"Could what?"
"Find someone else."
Hux is tired of giving. He wants to take.
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Take You For a Ride (On My Garbage Truck) by CarpeJugulum
Fandoms: Toy Story Series (Movies)
25 Oct 2012
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Basically, a notfic where Andy thinks the garbage man is hot and vice versa and they hook up. Yay!
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Birds! by pic_in_blue
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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HARRIS Fun fact: by the time someone has done a Big Year, they've been birdwatching for 24 years on average. How long have you been birdwatching?
ILYA There are loons that live at the cottage. I have seen them many times.
Cut to: footage of loons diving and surfacing on a lake.
ILYA They are not scary at all.
Cut to: footage of Ilya jumping at the sound of a loon call and yelling for Shane.
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Or: Shane and Ilya attempt a Big Year of birdwatching across Canada and film it to raise money for the Irina Foundation. It goes about as you'd expect.
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15 Jun 2026
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my golden boy by gulfstreamwonder
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 May 2026
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Ilya knows what Shane needs, even if Shane doesn’t know it yet.
or: bring me your filthiest mommy!kink hollanov please waiter
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15 Jun 2026
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The question isn’t what Ilya would do to protect that love, but instead what wouldn’t Ilya do to protect that love? Ilya would do bad, bad things for Shane Hollander, in many different regards. Ilya would also undoubtedly wither away and out of existence, if he ever did something that ended up scaring Shane away from him permanently.
All of these questions are pointless. There’s only one, actual question that needs to be asked: is it better to speak or to die?
Ilya would argue in favor of death, every time.
Three months after the incident and nothing has changed. Ilya is charged with taking care of Shane after his wisdom teeth are taken out. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 2 of Southern Recipes for Disaster
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14 Jun 2026
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“Tell me nothing is wrong with me,” he begs, his big brown eyes welling with tears that haven’t yet spilled over, and Ilya miscalculated somewhere along the way. Ilya fucked up.
This is not Quiet Shane. This is the Shane that Ilya can’t control himself around no matter how many years it’s been. The Shane that’s always lurking underneath the surface, ready to drown him at the first sign of Ilya’s weakness—the first drop of blood in the water. This is the Shane that Ilya would send home with bitemarks on his face and arms, all the way up through the second grade, because Shane would smile at him, like Ilya’s own personal sunflower.
Shane gets hard when a classmate from school hits him during a fight. Ilya, his best friend since diapers, knows everything there is to know about sex. Surely, he’ll have a way to fix this.
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- Part 1 of Southern Recipes for Disaster
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14 Jun 2026
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You left in peace, left me in pieces by harperose
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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Shane gets his hands on more lingerie for Ilya to wear.
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14 Jun 2026