Captain_Butt_Fuck



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    9 Pints by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy  

    23 Aug 2020

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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    when i make you mine by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    25 Apr 2024

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    In order to placate your anxious mother, you agree to return to your hometown to participate in a mating run—knowing full well that betas rarely get chased, never mind betas nearly old enough to age out of the practice. You’ve decided to treat it like a vacation, a chance to visit with your childhood friends, the mating run itself a nice relaxing hike.

    You think it’s a solid plan—until alpha Todoroki Shouto, your best friend's little brother, steps in and blows it all to pieces.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    vested interest by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    31 Jul 2021

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    You’d just thought Shouto was absent minded, accidentally leaving behind a jacket or a sweater or his vest. You didn’t realize this was a thing.

    (In which Todoroki Shouto—despite his quirk—has zero chill, and uses his clothes to stake his claim on you.)

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    10 Jan 2026