CaptainLordAuditor

I bet you were expecting something clever, weren't you? This isn't xkcd you know.



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    Or, the Marvel/DC crossover with a Batman/Robin/Cap/Bucky polycule. Because I wanted one.

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    Or, gay Jewish elves. The adventures of Tzipporah Hawke, elf-blooded, lock-picking lesbian, and her best friends. May contain Hawke/Merrill, Fenris/Anders, Aveline/Donnic.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Fenris buys himself a collar, beautiful, green, and fine. It's hard, to be a free man, and he finds that he relishes a break from thinking, under Anders' guidance. Anders, freshly after Hawke has broken up with him, wishes for nothing but to be good enough for Fenris to keep him, to where that same collar and be praised. They both want to be the other's pet, loved and cherished. The collar means so much to both of them, until it means nothing and one is left wanting while the other heals.

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    After fourteen years as a fish in the Japanese Tea Gardens, Toby returns to find the mortal world has moved on: her human lover has a new partner; her teenage daughter doesn't want to see her; and her friends don't understand why she won't take their help. When she's offered a chance to rebuild old bridges, she's not going to let go.

    But how long can anyone truly live in two worlds?

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    22 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Anders hears a sound in a Lowtown alley and finds the last person he'd expect: Fenris, broken and staring at nothing.

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    15 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    In the face of others' healing, Fenris can't cope. He turns to Anders.

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    05 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Merrill and Fenris grow closer over time. At least, she thinks they do.

    [PROMPT: Community.]

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    05 Mar 2026