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Ilya is just trying to participate in the honorable Canadian tradition of shoveling snow without a shirt, but for some reason Shane doesn't seem to appreciate his hard work to become the number one Canadian husband.
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Post canon. Laurence has retired from active service, and his young charges are striking out on their own path in the world. He may not be their captain anymore, but that does not mean that they do not need his support and advice, something he is very happy to provide, even from afar. As he encourages them to take their happiness into their own hands, they teach him to allow himself be happy as well.
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Temeraire Discord Server Birthday Event 2025 by CaptainCupkirk, CaptainShortbread (CaptainCupkirk)
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
16 May 2025
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Collection of short (and not so short) prompt fills for the Temeraire Discord Server Birthday event
Day 1: Pegging (Roland/Laurence) (Rated M)
Day 2: Pushy hatchling bonding with a grieving captain (original characters) (Rated T)
Day 3: Orgasm denial/delay for days (Tharkay/Laurence) (Rated E)
Day 4: Harness (Little/Granby/Laurence) (Rated E)
Day 5: Childhood Fear (Laurence & Tharkay) (Rated T)See chapter notes for additional tags for each day
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The Importance of Wearing a Neckcloth by CaptainShortbread (CaptainCupkirk)
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
20 Feb 2025
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Fellas, is it gay to notice how good your lieutenant's chest looks when the wind blows his collar open?
(Idk what to tell you. This is just 400 words of Laurence thirsting after Granby without even realising that he's thirsting.)
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Maybe I Just Wanna Be Yours by CaptainCupkirk for MilkAndBones
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
16 Feb 2025
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Set post-canon.
Jane Roland was not sure what to expect when Edith Woolvey invited her to go see a performance at the theatre, or what kind of intentions the other woman could possibly have for doing so. Mrs Woolvey had no connections to the aerial corps, after all, and there was no way that her interest in Jane could be personal in nature, right? Right???
(Chapter 1 is rated T, all explicit content is in chapter 2)
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“Okay, fine! You caught me. I am filthy pervert who likes to watch his boyfriend get into sexy flexible positions. Is this crime now? Will you call Canadian police?” Ilya says, exasperated.
“I guess it’s fine. But I think you need to show me that you’ve actually been paying attention before i pay that any attention.” Shane replies, gesturing to Ilya’s hard cock. Ilya’s mouth drops open.
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Ilya asks Shane to teach him yoga poses. For innocent reasons. Shane makes him prove how much he’s learnt when he sees how desperate he is.
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16 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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16 Jul 2026
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Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.
Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.
Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.
Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.
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14 Jul 2026
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He was working in a pawn shop in Brighton Beach,
'Til his bosses kicked him out in one of those crushing scenes.What was he to do?
Where was he to go?
He was out on his fanny.So over the bridge from Brooklyn to the Hollander's door,
He was there because of Svetlana, but the father saw more.He had style,
he had flair,
he was there.That’s how he became The Manny!
(A Hollanov/The Nanny AU)
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30 Jun 2026
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Presumed beta Ilya Rozanov unexpectedly goes into his first heat at age seventeen, forcing him into a life of hiding in order to be able to play the sport he’d built his life around; the sport that could be his ticket out of Russia and away from his family that hates him. When he meets the Canadian draft favorite, beta Shane Hollander, Ilya assumes that the only obstacles this Hollander guy will be able to throw at him will be dealt with on the ice. But the two rivals find themselves inexplicably drawn to one another, both on and off the ice, entering into a dangerous game of attraction and secrets that neither of them ever expected to play, and one that neither will ever be able to forfeit.
TW: suicidal thoughts/ideation
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16 Jun 2026