CaptClockwork
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Father Anthony receives an unexpected guest during a sermon.
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Finding Mr. Claus by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Mar 2026
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“So, I’m thinking there’s no Mrs. Claus for you to dote on?”
"Well, I think we both know that there's no chance of a Mrs. Claus." Aziraphale joked. He knew that his nature made it obvious to anyone with eyes that he was gay in every sense of the word. "But, unfortunately, I haven't found my Mr. Claus, either."
Crowley bit his lip.
“You can’t tell the kids that there isn’t a Mrs. Claus. I’m sure you can find a man that can fill out a dress for you and play the part.”
In his mind Crowley could see himself in that role. He had enough of a chest to fill something, and his hips were curvy when he was able to eat enough.
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Crowley is down on his luck and struggling to make ends meet. When he picks up a third job as an elf at Santa's Grotto, he never expects that the Santa he finds himself working with will be so handsome – or so caring. And he could truly never expect the Christmas magic this season has in store for him.
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A Feast for Serpents by CaptClockwork for Thinkinginscripts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale is known as the Angel of the Rookery: the rector of a dilapidated church in London's worst slums. He's who people turn to when they're at their most desperate for help, kindness, or an inspiring word.
Crowley has been alone for over a decade, wandering from place to place in search of the means to settle down. His travels bring him to Lucas Morningstar's infamous tavern, where Crowley is promised enough money for his own land so long as he provides entertainment for the establishment's wealthy clientele.
All the staff there have heard of the Angel, but Crowley avoids the place like the plague. If past experience has taught him anything, it's that God had no love for men like him. But when a friend of his is badly injured on the job, Aziraphale's church is the only place he can turn to for help.
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Hawthorn by CaptClockwork for Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2025
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"Surely you must know why I have...misgivings."
"Because you love to worry about nothing. Listen, I drank this tea before, right? And-" Crowley gave a lazy wave down his body. "No bad side effects, no harm to my corporation."
Aziraphale sniffed. "Yes, if you don't count being thrown into an early heat as no bad side effects."
"I mean I definitely don't. And you're not normally one to complain about my heats, especially not when you have your knot shoved up m-"
"Yes, alright." Aziraphale interrupted, cheeks pink.
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Crowley accidentally finds out that drinking tea brewed from his garden's hawthorn berries throws him into a temporary super-heat.
Obviously, he's eager to explore this new finding with Aziraphale.
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Double Your Pleasure by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Alphonse gripped Anthony's shoulders from behind, catching their gaze in the mirror.
"It's for Aziraphale, isn't it?" Alphonse challenged, but his voice was soft, like he was walking on sacred land.
"I-" Anthony croaked, but no further sound came out.
"I see how you look at him." Alphonse continued, his eyes never leaving Anthony's reflection."How you like to tease him and rile him up. From you, it's practically a love confession."
"I- it's not-" Anthony spluttered before growling and turning around, breaking Alphonse's hold on them. "You're the one with the crush on Aziraphale! Don't think I haven't noticed the showing off. Making yourself look so clever, practically doing his physics homework for him."
Alphonse just shrugged. "Well, yeah. We're both in love with him."
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In which Aziraphale's wildest dreams come true.
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- Part 1 of Double Your Pleasure Series
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Double Your Pleasure Series by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Good Omens x Reader fics by CaptClockwork
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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Just a collection of my Good Omens reader insert stories! None of them are connected unless they specifically say so.
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- Works:
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spiracle by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Wet.” They whispered then, sounding awed, pulling their claw away from his face to marvel at the salty tears staining the mesh suit which encased their body. “Wet wet wet. Oh this is—this is—” Ash brought their hand back down to Grace’s face, swiping it over both cheeks with a happy trill.
“Intoxicating.”
And then they wiped the tear soaked palm down their carapace, leaving a filmy streak on the suit in its wake.
“Wet, so wet and leaky, so wet and leaky and beautiful just for me, oh, oh Savior Grace–” They brought their hand back to his cheeks and swiped away the remaining wetness that stained them and then they— they—
Grace watched on in horror as they lowered the wet and tear-soaked claw to their ventral seam, stroking it over their most vulnerable area with a shudder and high-pitched moan.
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or, alternatively: a 'crazed fan' breaks into Grace's dome to have their way with him.
Bookmarked by CaptClockwork
14 Jun 2026
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Close the Gap by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Jun 2026
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Eridians really are masters of material sciences and engineering. The mere idea of this sort of invention is pure science fiction on earth, but here we are. 16 light years away from my home planet and I’m looking at a real life honest-to-god avatar. The blue ones, not the cartoon. It's a human man.
After many long years of work, Rocky has finally managed to make himself human to finally close the gap between him and Grace. It'll take a bit for him to get used to this new body, but in the meantime, Grace is perfectly capable of taking control and showing Rocky what humans can really do.
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Smiled Stupid the Whole Way Home by mar_map
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Jun 2026
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I've known my heat would be coming ever since I'd gone for my yearly physical and my physician had refused to refill my suppressants. He'd thrown words around like "overdue" and "heatsick." Nobody seems to care that I've been on suppressants for years and that I've always ridden out my heats on my own.
In order to convince his insurance company to refill his suppressant prescription, Grace has to prove that he's at least trying to handle his heats without them. He hires an alpha from a rent-a-mate service, fully intending to send them away after they arrive. (See look, he tired!) Only, when the alpha arrives, Grace lets him inside, and then lets him do far more.
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Grace is an omega in heat, and Rocky's the alpha there to take care of him. They fuck about it.
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- Part 1 of You Got (All My Love)
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Scientific Interest by StarkRogers
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Jun 2026
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Grace finds himself demonstrating masturbation in front of a dozen Eridian exobiologists. There are many benefits to being an exobiologist, apparently.
Bookmarked by CaptClockwork
11 Jun 2026
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"Yeah," you mumble, blinking slow and looking away in embarrassment. "I— you can touch me. If you want to." It's not quite an answer to what he asked, but it's good enough. It's painfully clear that you're not used to being the one to follow and let someone else take over. Not that Ryland minds, he is a teacher, after all.
"Thank you, because I really do want to."
OR: after weeks of letting you run yourself ragged, Ryland finally puts his foot down and implores that you let him help you blow off some steam.