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    The only thing Han Jisung wants for Christmas is to sit in Santa's lap... preferably while naked and sweaty. Too bad he has zero confidence and is terrified of getting his heart broken. Good thing Santa's little helpers want him to be happy and aim to get the omega exactly what he wants.

     

    “Do you think if told I him I’m on the naughty list he would spank me instead of giving me coal?”

    “Um… excuse me?”
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    “I was thinking…” Minho awkwardly shuffles his feet trying to build up the courage to speak his mind. “…it’s Christmas Eve and your nieces said you’ve been good this year.”

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Actual LOL funny

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    The only thing Minho wants for Christmas is for Han Jisung to sit on his lap. Clothes or no clothes, he doesn't care. The omega has been acting strange lately, and he isn't sure what to do. But there is good news. Santa has helpers who come in all shapes and sizes, and with the right advice and the help of an old trusty red suit, he might just spend Christmas in the arms of the man he loves.

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    Wide grin turning naughty, Seungmin chuckles under his breath. “You need to go back to the basics.”

    “The what?”

    “The basics! What did you do that initially attracted him? If he is out looking for a new alpha, you need to reel him back in with the thing that hooked him the first time.”

    “My husband is not a fish.”

    “No… but he could be a Ho-Ho-Ho…"

     

    Sequel to Santa's Little Helpers

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Actual LOL funny

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    Jisung was a man of absolutely no self control.
    He knew damn well that he was going to regret this, regret saying the words out loud, regret thinking about it in the first place. But he wasn’t a seasoned criminal. He wasn’t even built to last a day without a bath. The fact that he had made it so far without completely losing it was a testament to how close to the edge he had already been walking on.
    He opened up his wallet, counting the bills. Just for good measure. There was nothing to measure.
    “Hey, Minho?”
    “Yeah?”
    Forgive me, dear mother, for I have sinned.
    “Can we rob a department store?”
    Minho made a short sound, as if he’d suppressed a laugh. “Why, I thought you’d never ask."

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    One fateful day, two strangers wake up together in a car with no memory of what happened, only to discover that they somehow became wanted criminals overnight.

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    31 May 2026

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    Life is good for Lee Minho: he’s got cats, friends, hobbies, a grip on reality. And then in stumbles Han Jisung, human disaster.

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    16 May 2026

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    From closer, it’s clear that Minho is about his age. He’s handsome— very much so— in an untouchable sort of way. Straight nose, sharp eyes, a defined cupid’s bow. He looks sculpted rather than born. Jisung might shrink under the weight of his presence if the situation were different.

    Knowing that Minho is dying ruins the illusion of perfection.

    Jisung answers an ad online reading: "I'm going to die, but there's a lot of things I haven't done yet that I don't want to do alone."

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    15 May 2026