8 Works by CallMeSimp

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    Phantom trades room keys with Dewdrop once Dew expresses not wanting to room with their new Papa.

    This leads Phantom into an honestly awkward encounter where he realizes he’s crushing hard.

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    For my new little series about these guys crushing hard and not really knowing how to act about it.

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    Copia had a motto he has been taught since he was a boy. Stand tall. Shoulders straight. Command presence. You are meant to be here. Act like it. That is what Sister ingrained in him. He was sure he knew it more than his own name. But he doesn’t feel like the biggest person in the room. He doesn’t feel like he deserves to be here. Still he has to suck it up for now.
    Sadly there’s only so much he can shove down in his life, and, when hit with the very unexpected transformation into a ghoulish creature from his half bred nature during his first tour, he will be forced to rely on others and foster trust and vulnerability with his ghouls.

    Tldr: Copia is part ghoul and is about to go through the ride of his life (aka found family, a little bit of self hatred, a bunch of ghoul hormones and a smidge of silly little polyamory)
    P.S. Copia being half ghoul is an important part of the plot, but it won't show up for a *while* but I promise it's coming
    P.P.S. Character tags will be updated as Copia spends time with the ghouls :3

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    6/?
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    I was just looking for good König center plot heavy fics and I’m caught up in the ones I found so we’re here…

    Let’s see this lovely war criminal get captured by 141, switch sides and maybe kind of fall in love with some 141 members (*cough soap and ghost cough*)

    Plot’s basically König getting left behind on a mission to bleed out, getting his ass “saved” by Soap and Ghost and being taken back for interrogation. He eventually defects and they get to be gay soldiers together on the same side. And deal with their issues. All my fics gotta force them to deal with their issues.

    Here’s an excerpt to entice you:

    König is aware of about three things right now.
    The first and most pressing matter was the gunshot wound in his leg.

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    “What do you think you’re doing, Dew?” was something Dew heard very often.
    He’d learned his lesson already. Pissing people off to rile them up had left him with more arguements and unhealthy fucks than he could count. It’s also caused some of the worst sub drops he’s ever gone through. The alternative, helpfully suggested by Aether at one point, was to turn into the equivalent of a cat pushing stuff off the counter. Aether has been routinely groaned to and scapegoated by the other ghouls for Dew’s behavior now. Dew loved riling people up to get fucked. It was thrilling. The anticipation, the build up, the fear. It was exhilarating.
    So, while he couldn’t do his old and rather unhealthy tactics, he was free to follow a ghoul around for the day, making small inconveniences and irritantes in a ploy for attention.
    Mountain was today’s victim.
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    A lil thing for Forlorn-Crow's Ghost Group Prompt
    Took me like a month but I managed woooo

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    I found a kinktober prompt list on the third, let’s see if I can actually make enough blurbs for this
    Probably going to be really short
    Also likely is going to be my current hyperfixations (Ghost mostly)
    Can you guys tell I have a Copia/Aether and Dew/Rain preference (or really Aether/anyone)

    So we’re just going to pretend continuing this into forever is just my way of extending Halloween, cool? Cool 😀🪦🚶
    I’m slowly changing all the instances of Sodo to Dewdrop
    We’re also taking requests
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    Have a funny little preview from day 24 (Outdoors / Tender ) :
    “It’s a plant spell. It won’t serve you anything.”

    “I want to. Don’t you want to bless me with growth-“ Mountain’s blood ran faster when he saw Swiss lick his teeth, “- and fertility?”

    Mountain paused.

    “Kneel for me,” he said softly. Swiss did so, feeling the cool crunch of the dirt under his knees. Mountain stared down at him in something close to reverence for a minute, before holding his hands over his head and muttering his prayer.

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    “I think I am content with my death,” Copia says…
    “You don’t have to be,” Aether remarks…

    AKA Copia knows he is going to die and Aether comforts him

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Literally just bits and pieces of an au where the hermitcraft world collides with the dreamsmp world and fuses them together. Hermits now have to deal with things like limited lives and permadeath and DreamSmp members now have access the end :3
    It’s a very equal exchange

    Tommy also gets adopted by like the entirety of hermitcraft <3

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    **Title is a work in progress**
    I just really wanted to write some sincere crack and I choose Sponge Bob and Squidward for it.
    This is going to be my “no pressure just have bat shit crazy fun” fic

    Language:
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    447
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
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