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    If you’re unsure of where to start, read the fic titled Thorns and Roses first! It gives all the proper backstory needed to read the rest of the series.

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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    in the midst of your dateviator biz, you're talking to just about everything in the house, but a specific standout to you is betty, your bed. ever since you first saw her, you instantly fell in love; she is the simultaneously sexiest and sweetest person you've almost ever met.

    your best friend, sam, was the first person you told about the dateviators, and although she thought you were crazy you still want to tell her everything regardless. everyday after using the dateviators before bed, you type up a summary of the dating day that's supposed to be to sam, but all these emails are drafted, so lots of them have piled up over the time of the dateviators.

    you ask all your other dateable friends for help, when you don't know they've been helping both of you two in this crush-crush situation. you might think someone so sexy and smooth has it all together, but she's just as shy and awkward as you are about this crush.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “Ryland,” Simon said, his tone gentle but firm.

    Grace blinked, looking at Simon.

    “H-Huh?”

    Simon’s gaze fixed on him. A look of knowing. Of understanding.

    “Take me down,” he repeated. “Pin me before I pin you.”

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    22 May 2026

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    "Grace clicks his tongue. 'You know, Simon, in my classroom I expect a certain amount of decorum. Students need to know how to control themselves, despite anything that might cause excitement or…distraction.'”

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    In which Simon kind of, sort of, really likes that Grace is a teacher.

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    29 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    “Listen, Cipher,” Ford growls, “because I am about to make something very, very clear.”

    He moves away from the machine and steps up to Bill, poking him pointedly in his naked chest.

    “You and I are through,” he says. “Whatever… whatever partnership we had before died the day you threatened my home and my family.”

    He grabs both sides of Bill’s shirt in one fist so he can yank him in close, look into his wide, wide eye.

    “So you can keep begging, keep manipulating, keep manhandling me, but the results will all be the same,” he declares, “because I will never sleep with you again. Ever."

     

    Two hours later, Ford finds himself bent over the bathroom sink as Bill fucks him from behind. 

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    Also known as five times Ford and Bill have sex and one time they don't

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    21 Mar 2026