CactusNoir
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Old Man Root Beer's finally had enough of Mr Poofers shenanigans: It's time to take out the dog.
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"What if all the Cravendale adverts were in the same universe?"
Cow sees a stranger on her way home.- Language:
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No one.
It's a bottomless hole in the pit of your stomach, each letter stamped into your code like a slap. It's a void that leaves you gasping, unmoored, limbs leaden like you're swimming through sand. Even tamed, even shackled by the Box, you were never this weak. Impotent, maybe, but the fire was there, just out of reach. Every moment, you endured. You laid in wait.
A cackling voice, one that's haunted you for years now: “We’ll burn it to the ground. No one survives!”
Yes, you think distantly as the wind whips your drenched hair. That's true.
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aka I really hope Chosen pulls an Odysseus at some point
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03 Jun 2026
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“Gentlemen and Pyro— thank you all for coming.” Spy paused, waiting for Scout to start heckling. When no mockery came, he cleared his throat and continued, "I’ve called us here to discuss the concerning behavior of the Medic. No doubt I am not the only one who has noticed it.”
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Even with the Administrator dead, there were still contracts to be completed. It had only been two weeks since RED returned to base.
Something was wrong with Medic.
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- Part 1 of St. Bernard
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26 Apr 2026
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Sportacus begins to remember things that he should not. There used to be more people in Lazytown, and they had different names.
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09 Apr 2026
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Brothers in Arms but like Literally by Beachedking
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters SPECIAL | Pokemon Adventures
10 Jan 2023
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Blaine has possibly never been more terrified in his life. A blatant untrue statement. He’s a scientist, he’s worked with Team Rocket, oh, he’s also biologically linked towards the monstrosity sitting on the counter in the Master Ball. Its an intelligent creature- clearly, as it’s psychic powers are unrivaled, cloned from Mew, cloned from him. It knows what he’s done, it is his bloodline, as he is its.
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07 Apr 2026
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little warrior by kathkin
Fandoms: DCU, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Shazam! (Movies - Sandberg)
26 Aug 2024
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“You’re not gonna die here, Billy,” said Clark. “We’re gonna find that beacon and we’re gonna get out of here. Okay? Who’s with me?”
He said it so fiercely. The wildest thing about Clark was that even after knowing him for years and going to his house and meeting his parents and seeing his dumb baseball trophies froom when he was a kid – he could still say stuff like that and make you actually believe it.
“Whoo!” said Wally with a reasonably sincere fist pump. “Go team.”
After a mission goes awry, the League find themselves trapped in another dimension filled with giant reptiles, carnivorous birds, and in general things that want them dead. With no supplies and their own escape route cut off, it's a race against time to find their way home...
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- Part 13 of the path of a lightning bolt
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03 Apr 2026