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A Tuesday night at Clark’s apartment was supposed to be a normal, human affair—complete with a strict ban on superpowers in the kitchen and Clark stubbornly trying to prove he can cook. But when Bruce nonchalantly reveals who he’s been intensely texting all evening, Clark's world is turned upside down.
As it turns out, Gotham's dark vigilante and Martha Kent have been secret text-buddies for six months, trading gardening tips, recipes, and embarrassing stories about Clark. Over a bowl of "cheated" homemade ice cream, Clark is left drowning in pure, overwhelming affection for his brilliant, guarded boyfriend—who, despite all his brooding, simply cannot say no to Mrs. Kent.
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Bruce is supposed to be the world’s greatest detective, a creature of the night, and a master of keeping secrets. However, none of those titles hold up against a heavy post-surgery dose of hospital painkillers.
When Clark walks into the recovery room, he finds a brilliantly loopy, incredibly high Batman who is currently having a profound emotional affair with a navy necktie.
As Clark tries to keep Bruce from loudly shouting their secret identities to the entire hospital wing, Bruce lets him in on a few top-secret classified secrets:
1) He slept with Superman (and highly approves of his assets),
2) He is going to marry Superman one day, and
3) They are buying a farm with exactly four strategically balanced ducks.Clark is just trying to survive the sheer, blushing embarrassment of it all, while secretly melting into a puddle of pure happiness.
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After Superman recklessly smothers a singularity to save Batman's life, he walks away without a scratch. Bruce, however, is completely terrified—and utterly furious. To punish his reckless partner, Bruce packs up their chaotic army of five boys and stages a dramatic evacuation to the lake house, leaving Clark behind in a silent manor. But Bruce's stubborn walls can only last for exactly two hours before his fear of losing the man he loves drives him right back to Gotham for a confrontation full of impossible threats, flying throw pillows, and fierce, desperate passion.
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How to Fail a Love Confession Spectacularly by Cabbage1995
Fandoms: Superman/Batman (Comics)
08 Jun 2026
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When Clark finally tells Bruce he loves him, he expects a lot of things. He doesn't expect Bruce to treat the confession like a Level 5 alien invasion, accuse him of being a shapeshifter, and execute a flawless tactical takedown into the garden mud. Followed by a lead-lined blindfold and a lot of unnecessary blood tests.
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When a mission goes sideways and leaves Batman with a severe compound fracture, Superman flies him back to the Watchtower in a panic. Half-delirious from high-grade Wayne-Tech painkillers, Bruce begs Clark not to cut "it" off.
Clark thinks Bruce is talking about his leg.Bruce is actually talking about his multi-million-dollar, custom-engineered, seamless Bat-suit.
What follows is an eight-second laser-vision disaster, a terrifyingly high-pitched "Nothing!" from the Man of Steel, and the ultimate realization that the World's Greatest Detective cares a lot more about his hard work than a broken bone. Bruce is going to murder him—if the painkillers don't knock him out first.
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50 Shades of Wayne by susiecarter for m1347
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
14 Jul 2022
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When amateur reporter Clark Kent goes to interview arrogant billionaire Bruce Wayne, he encounters a man who's opaque, difficult, and irritatingly hot. Carefully unremarkable and usually level-headed Clark becomes uncomfortably aware he wants this man, and, despite Wayne's undeniable entitlement and seemingly deliberate jackassery, finds he is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Clark's perceptiveness, stubbornness, and persistent generosity of spirit, Wayne admits he wants him, too—but on his own terms.
Surprised yet drawn to Wayne's singular erotic tastes, Clark hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational business, his vast wealth, his unfair attractiveness—Wayne is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When they embark on a daring, passionately physical affair, Clark discovers Bruce Wayne's secrets and explores his own dark desires.
(Or: A 50 Shades AU of BvS, full of bad decisions, terrible BDSM etiquette, identity porn, and actual porn.)
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