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McGonagall sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose, “Very well Miss Granger, let’s get started.”
Harry placed his hand on the cover of the book with the number one on it causing it to glow slightly before it opened. With a flick of his wand Dumbledore, who had a curious look in his eyes as he regarded the now calm, relaxed, and even playful children in front of him, caused the book to start reading on its own.OR: Reading the books, but I add my own twist here and there.
The updates will probably be extremely erratic and slow. So I apologize in advance. I don't own any recognizable work, and I don't agree with JKR's views. Please enjoy.
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26 Jun 2026
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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17 Jun 2026
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The Lighthouse Keeper by WizardsGirl
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
21 Aug 2025
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When a far more Jaded, far-less-Mortal Percy wakes up in his nine-year-old body, he very firmly decides that Once Was Enough, Thank You! So, instead of deciding to re-do his childhood But Better, he decides that this whole Mortal Hero thing is just NOT for him. So, instead, he decides to do as his kind-of-sibling Nereus does, and become a Hermit. Hell, he even makes his Mortality burn away faster than it had in the Before, so he CAN'T become the Child of Prophesy this time!
His plan is absolutely foolproof!
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15 Jun 2026
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Found What Was Almost Lost by FayeVilla418
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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Bilbo quickly makes his home in Erebor waiting for Thorin to wake. In doing so, he never knew he had set off a cataclysm of events that led him right into the throes of dwarven courting and becoming the Consort under the Mountain.
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Dwarven courting is much different than a hobbits. Bilbo soon finds that out.
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12 Jun 2026
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The Zeus Crew And Also Percy by thefandomlifechoseme
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
04 May 2025
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The Zeus Crew
10:00 AM
🍇Wild Child 2🍇 added 🌊Sea Spawn🌊 to the chat
🍇Wild Child 2🍇: .....
🍇Wild Child 2🍇 sent an image
🍇Wild Child 2🍇: {A shoddily edited 'I am once again asking' meme. It reads 'I am once again asking for someone to change my name back'. The speed with which it was sent suggests that this is a regularly used image}
🍇Wild Child 2🍇: @⚒️"have you tried turning it off and on again?"⚒️
⚒️"have you tried turning it off and on again?"⚒️: I finally got him to take a break and lie down. I'm currently sat on him so he can't get right back to work - Ares
🍇Wild Child 2🍇: @🦉"what's worse than a rapist?" "A CHILD-"🦉
🦉"what's worse than a rapist?" "A CHILD-"🦉: Some of us have duties up on Olympus, brother.
Or: This was intended to be a canon adjacent chatfic. It very rapidly went off the rails.
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- Part 1 of The Zeus Crew