Butch_of_Steel



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    “Do you, though?” Andrea asked quietly.

    Miranda fought the overwhelming urge to topple over and throw up. She blinked once and, without taking her eyes off Andrea, asked, “What?”

    Andrea bit down on her lip and sighed softly. “Do you like me?”

    Miranda almost screamed yes. Instead, she closed her eyes and forced herself to breathe in and out slowly.

    “What answer do you want?” she finally replied.

    Andrea frowned slightly.

    When Miranda spoke again, there was something dangerously close to pleading in her voice.

    “Because I don’t want to make you uncomfortable,” she said. “I don’t want to scare you away. I can manage my feelings, but I can’t lose you.”

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    Gratuitous amounts of rosé, the cover of darkness, and a case of mistaken identity.

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    What could have happened between Miranda and Andy in the Hamptons.

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    Andy's smile felt so brittle, a light breeze over it would make it shatter. "A table for four…right."

    "Front and center—only the best for our lead journalist." Greg beamed. "I told them your wife is scary, so they better make sure the food is good or we're all in trouble."

    Greg gave her shoulder a light pat before walking away.

    As soon as Greg was out of sight, Andy leaned down on her desk, her head hitting the wood with a muffled thud. This was it. This was the end. The series finale. The part where she gets caught in the lie and has to fake her own death and move to a remote village and change her name to something generic like Anne.

    Later that night, sitting in her dark living room, she opened her laptop—the light of the screen illuminating her almost terrified expression. Her fingers trembled as she navigated to the only site where people were crazy enough to actually consider her request.

    New York City > all community > activity partners

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    Title: Looking for someone to pose as my wife and kids (serious inquiries only)

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    06 May 2026

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    No, no, no, no. That couldn’t be happening. She didn’t deserve it – she was a good person with good intentions, the very best, and she didn't deserve it. Andy’s hands felt clammy, the blood rushing to her face indicative of how close she was to flipping her shit. She tried very hard not to panic, but there was someone out there who had regrettably gotten their hands on her Polaroid pictures. Her very private Polaroid pictures.

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    Very early into her role as Miranda Priestly's assistant, Andy Sachs mistakenly sends her antagonistic boss Polaroid photographs where she's wearing nothing save for an egregiously cheap lingerie set from JCPenney. The rest is Herstory

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    in which Andy Sachs thinks she has totally gotten over her feelings for her boss, and Miranda is hellbent on proving her wrong

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    sequel Mirandy in the Hamptons. The moment they share in the kitchen is a little different, and the rest is Herstory

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    06 May 2026