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• Teach a Man to Fish by BuddhistAnchovies

  Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

  • Not Rated
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  13 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
  • Waterboy | Herman's Grandmother (Dispatch)
  • Waterboy | Herman’s Whole Extended Family (Dispatch)
  • Z-Team (Dispatch)
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Prism | Alice (Dispatch)
  • Malevola Gibb
  • Coupé | Janelle (Dispatch)
  • Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
  • Golem | Bruno (Dispatch)
  • Punch Up | Colm (Dispatch)
  • Flambae | Chad's Niece (Dispatch)
  • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
  • Chase | Track Star (Dispatch)
  • Original Alien Character(s)
  • I made Herm a lil too cool
  • sorry - Freeform
  • Polish Waterboy
  • headcannon heavy
  • I have Herman’s family tree planned out
  • like subscribe and hit the bell if you wanna see it
  • oh yeah
  • Fishing
  • The big blue beautiful ocean
  • aliens too
  • uhhh
  • idk sonar and coupé almost get turned ito shashlik
  • here fishie fishie
  • i tried my best to keep Herman as much of a dork as possible
  • author was raised British and has never stepped foot in America
  • WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A MILE
  • Recreational Lobster Fishing

  Summary

  Herman stared down at the smooth carbon fibre of the speargun in the duffle bag that was supposed to hold his work ‘uniform’ — if the garish yellow and blue monstrosity could even be called that — and violently beat down the urge to lodge a shaft squarely between his eyes.

  Or Herman’s aunt accidentally takes the wrong duffle bag.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,810

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  36

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  365