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    When Ilya asked for something inexpensive for his birthday, he expected flowers and cake. Maybe a self-made card.

    He did not expect 365 emails. Or rather, the promise of them.

    Ilya is promised that for the next 364 days, he will receive an email every morning, each containing a song that reminds Shane of their seventeen years together—from first meetings and first fights to weddings, championships, and everything in between.

    A year of music. A year of memories. A year of Shane loving him as intensely as ever.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.

    Ch 1: Friends!
    Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
    Ch 3: Definitely not friends.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Faking an accent was still easier than faking a whole entire personality, though. Dennis Whitaker was soft spoken, anxious all the time, he made himself look small. Vladimir Dracula, on the other hand? The last time he made himself look small was when he was a twelve year old kid.

    OR: Dennis Whitaker is a vampire, and his real name is Vladimir Dracula. He's moved from the UK, became a doctor and now works at PTMC. Everything is just fine, no one suspects a thing. But of course it all goes to shit, because of one small trick and his roommate walking into his room when she shouldn't. Oh, and apparently most of his coworkers are werewolves. Awesome.

    OR: Another Young Dracula/The Pitt fusion because THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH and I love Young Dracula

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Just a collection of texts between Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.

    And sometimes the centaurs.

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    08 Jun 2026