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    There was a burst of static, a gusty sigh. "Shanushka, you have the biggest 'bottom eyes' I have ever seen."

    "That's not a thing."

    "It is absolutely a thing, and that thing is you," she cackled, and he hung up the phone, ears so hot they should have been smoking.

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    Or, Shane meets Svetlana first, and it changes everything and nothing.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Shane had been used to being alone. He'd never thought of himself as lonely. He honestly often craved the solitude, found it grounding. But that was before he knew what it was like to have someone to call, someone to touch. He was never lonely before Rozanov, but he'd been lonely ever since.

    April 2017: Shane does not get laid out on the ice.

    Ilya goes through with ending it.

    Shane lets him.

    What follows is eleven months of distance, denial, and a quiet kind of devastation neither of them knows how to name, let alone fix.

    They learn how to live without each other.

    (Or at least, how to pretend.)

    And then, almost a year later, the infamous collision happens and Shane goes down cold.

    And suddenly, neither of them can pretend it doesn’t matter.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-

    He needs to go.

    “I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.

    It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.

    “No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.

    It wheezes.

    (how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Penelope (Dill)
    Omg get on with it, Cass!

    Cassie (Bood)
    Thank you
    Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
    We have royalty in our midst

    Arden (Pointy)
    What the hell are you on about, Cassie?

    Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation

    Jane (Rozy)
    Uhh
    What is this?
    ______________
    or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
    or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era

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    09 Jun 2026

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    The Ottawa Centaurs go to a bar after a game. There happens to a be a mechanical bull, and everyone puts money on who can last the longest on it. Everyone underestimates just how experienced Shane is at riding.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane decides he should let everyone believe he has a hook-up in every city, so it will no longer seem suspicious that he always disappears in Boston. While Shane is proud of himself for the ruse and for the ability to explore new places after away games, Ilya handles the new rumor with grace and dignity. Which is to say he suddenly feels the need to text and maybe even call Shane on his roadies to see if he can keep him occupied.

    Based on a Tumblr post listed below.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander has spent his entire life being one half of something: the Hollander twins, the Double Dutch, hockey's golden brothers. Falling in love with Ilya Rozanov is the first thing that ever feels like it's his alone—right up until he watches Ilya kiss his twin.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    @shanehollander24_hockey✅
    It's true.

    ➤ @shaneybaby
    SIR WHAT IS TRUE????

    ➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
    I'm engaged.
    @shaneybaby
    TO WHOM??
    ➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
    t's for you all to figure out.

    OR

    @svetlana_v_✅

    ilya domestic ERA

    ➤ @ilyaaaaax81✅

    🤫

    @mlh_puckrabbit

    SIR CARE TO ELABORATE?

    @ilyaaaaax81✅

    no.

    @iloverozzyyy

    WHAT?

    @ilyaaaaax81✅

    no.

     

    exactly what the title says, followed by pure calculated chaos

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Cards on the table. Montréal is a good fucking hockey team. They’re also homophobic sacks of shit, and you just outed yourself to the whole world as not only queer, but in love with a Boston Raider.”

    In which Stéphanie Mathieu pulls off the heist of the century, and founds a hockey dynasty along the way.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    If insanemuppet let's me borrow their words: "hollanov competition to embarrass the other on socmed (shane is winning)"

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    02 Jun 2026

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    In which Shane is just a little too obsessed with loons and makes it a problem for academia. But at least he still plays hockey in college! And Ilya? Ilya is still the star center for the Boston Raiders.

    Somehow that doesn't make things easier.

    A crack treated very seriously AU.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Why is Melissa from the Raiders Foundation texting me?
    Shane: Ilya
    Shane: What did you do

    Ilya: ah
    Ilya: you are wag now yes?

    Shane: Ilya

    Ilya: i gave your number to hammersmith’s wife
    Ilya: she thinks i need help with the charity basket
    Ilya: and you know all my favorite things

    With Shane's new WAG status comes new responsibilities. Particularly with the Boston Raiders Foundation.

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    30 May 2026

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    What if All-Stars Weekend had gone a little bit differently? What if there was a billboard involved? What if Shane went to Tampa to get Ilya back?

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    29 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander, world-famous singer and superstar, appears to have it all, especially with his new album coming out in just under a month. His fans are obsessed. With his music, with his style, with his straight-out-of-a-movie romance with Mateo Gomez, Hollywood darling.

    Too bad it’s all a lie.

    Ilya Rozanov has everything he wants except the boy he loves. It would be fine, except Shane got big right after the two of them broke up, and now he sees his stupid ex on every fucking billboard in Boston. Fuck Shane and his perfect fucking life, honestly.

    Or, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov dated for 2 years back when Shane lived in Boston to start his music career of all things and Ilya was a rookie for the Bears. Then they broke up, and Shane moved to LA, and now both of them are as happy as can be living their life 3,000 miles apart. At least, that’s what they want the other to think. Everything stays the same until Shane releases his new album loml, and Ilya is forced to reconsider.

    Told almost exclusively through social media.

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    26 May 2026

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    The Metros were fine with hiring for diversity but they don’t want him to be the highest paid player on their team. This leads to Shane to think the Metros aren’t where he will be his entire career.

    Svetlana knows Ilya, him deciding to come to the NHL, means he wants out of Russia even if it isn’t right away and forces him to apply for a green card.

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    23 May 2026

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