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Tongfang by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2021
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Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.
Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.
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Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.
[Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]
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10 Jun 2026
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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01 Jun 2026
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Dancing in the Panic Room by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2024
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Later, Shen Qingqiu would not be able to say that maybe it was the wine that led to disaster. No, it was definitely the wine that led him to disaster, but usually people at least pretended like they didn’t know exactly why and how they fucked up. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t even do that, that was how obviously the wine was a bad idea.
Or: That one where Binghe finds out there’s a reason Shizun doesn’t drink.
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29 May 2026
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Perhaps This Is the End We've Sought After by deliciousshame
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jan 2020
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If his parents had to saddle him with a bodyguard, they could have picked a less attractive one.
If they didn't want Shen Yuan to sleep with him, they only have themselves to blame.- Language:
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29 May 2026
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Antiquated Practices by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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“Would the honorable Mobei-Jun agree?”
“WHAT!?”
There’s a loud crash, and everyone’s attention instantly flicks over to Shang Qinghua standing off the side. He seems to have dropped some large platter of something - he should not be doing something so lowly as serving things, he’s not a servant any longer. But it is very typical of him to mindlessly reach out and start doing whatever unfinished tasks he sees before him, grumbling all the while as if someone is forcing him into it. Right now, he looks gobsmacked. Pale and wide eyed and gaping in shock, looking shaken to his core.
“Marriage!?” Shang Qinghua demands, his voice high and strangled.
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Several misunderstandings happen in a row.
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23 Apr 2026
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The Fourth Princess of The Verdigris House by mannaberry
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
17 Jan 2026
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Jinshi paid for the whole night, but the reason why is far more innocent than Maomao expects. Jinshi's reason might be innocent, but as soon as he meets the brilliant and beautiful woman he quickly starts to fall head over heels. He might be able to convince her to assist with his investigation, but can he convince her to trust him with her heart?
A fic that draws on elements of canon, but is not actually canon. An AU where Maomao is a courtesan at Verdigris House. The palace is plagued with mysterious deaths, and Jinshi suspects poison. He's told of a courtesan that has knowledge of medicine and poison, and seeks her out with the intention of requesting her assistance with the investigation.
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17 Apr 2026
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At the mere age of sixteen, Maximilian Croix has been pronounced as dead.
Despite the Duke of Croix's extravagant funeral, the expensive flowers, and the sacred grave that had been hidden from the public out of supposed grief, the only one who truly mourned for her was Riftan Calypse.
Five years later, when the dragon campaign for Sektor was at its most brutal peak, Riftan and his ranks endure devastating losses and are in dire need of support. How could a mere army of humans defeat the king of all beasts? It was a question Riftan was yet to answer. Everyday, their losses outweighed their victories, and everyday, Riftan looked for reasons to continue on fighting.
Just when their spirits have dimmed, a glimmer of hope was seen in the horizon.
Nornui, the center towers of magic, sent reinforcements in order to help the Allied Forces. The army was relieved at the sight of more food, supplies, and a barrage of the best sorcerers in the tower who could help with the extermination of Sektor and tip the battle in their favor.
As the troops celebrated, Riftan could only stare at the one wizard with the shockingly familiar red hair.
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- Part 1 of For Better, For Worse
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17 Mar 2026
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back to you by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2024
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Shen Yuan turns into a bona fide fanboy— and wins a meet and greet with his favourite idol, Luo Binghe. It turns out, he's not the only one that's excited.
Luo Binghe makes eye contact with him, and his eyes widen. He beckons over the assistant and whispers furiously to him, before looking up with a surprised expression. Shen Yuan’s brain has gone offline so he doesn’t fully process what’s happening till Luo Binghe breaks out into a wide grin and launches himself forward, sweeping Shen Yuan into a bear-hug.
Shen Yuan squawks and awkwardly wraps his hands around Luo Binghe, unsure of what is happening but entirely sure he is dreaming. Luo Binghe draws back and says, “I can’t believe we’re meeting again, Shen-ge,” and it turns out that Shen Yuan’s daydreams were not so unrealistic after all.
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15 Mar 2026
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On Death and Marriage by cozymodeonpoint
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto - Hyuuga Natsu
11 Jun 2024
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It should have been a typical feast. It should have been, and yet, it ended with a bullet in Jinshi's chest. While he recovers from surgery, Maomao is tasked with investigating the attack. As the days pass on, she begins to consider her place in Jinshi's life, as well as his in hers.
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- Part 1 of On Death and Marriage
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09 Oct 2025
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When Love tastes sourer than Poison by hunnyB
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto - Hyuuga Natsu
16 May 2024
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『 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐍 𝐕𝐨𝐥. 𝟏𝟐 』
"The false-eunuch of nympth-like beauty never ceased to draw breathy sighs of entranced souls and haul genderless eyes to his form - not even a scar to his cheek had daunted them - but Maomao couldn’t help but repel the beauty and candor that have become his own condemnation."
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something goes wrong and Jinshi falls ill, and Maomao has a lot of time to do some introspection.
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- Part 1 of Death by Poison
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09 Oct 2025
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Maomao’s poison taster by umbrafix
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
22 May 2025
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Maomao sighs. It is incredibly unfair that her pregnancy with the child of the Imperial younger brother exponentially increases her chances of being poisoned, and at the same time does not allow her the opportunity to enjoy it.
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20 Aug 2025
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dissected truths by lostsunsets for serenissima (killalla)
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
25 Dec 2024
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As the sole daughter to the La family monolith, noblewoman Maomao becomes the unlikely centre of court gossip. Jinshi, of course, retaliates.
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31 Jul 2025
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an involuntary exercise in hitting your target heart rate zone by flipthebits
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Jun 2025
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Returning from summer break with a freshly scarred back and a sort-of-adopted student, Iruka resolves to deal with absolutely no nonsense this school year. For an entire morning, he manages to convince himself that it’s even a remotely realistic goal.
And then, of course, the strange, moderately off-putting, and more than a little infuriating new gym teacher has to barge into his life.
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16 Jun 2025
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Iruka had known it was a stupid, pointless crush when he first started feeling it. (Slight edits made August 4th 2025)
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22 Mar 2025
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In his twenty-seven years, Iruka has learned many useful things: how to know when you're being cheated, what alleys not to use as shortcuts, and which shopkeepers wouldn't take your hand if you lifted their goods. He’s also learned that the world hates orphans, and luck favors the wealthy. Besieged by debts and having nowhere else to turn, Iruka enters a tournament where common folk can earn the chance to marry into a noble family. He didn't expect a one-night-stand with a noble to turn into something more, nor did he expect to do well in the tournament.
Now, an entirely different problem presents itself: Iruka doesn't want to marry Prince Kakashi; he wants to marry his noble-born lover, Sukea.
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20 Mar 2025
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Kakashi is paired with the ANBU Spider to investigate who might be planning to break into the Hokage library where forbidden jutsu are housed. The mission also puts him in the path of a man he's been avoiding for years - Umino Iruka.
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02 Mar 2025
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“They have an Iruka?”Kakashi leaned toward the glass for a second look. Sure enough, amidst the rows of Nya figures posed inside the display, there was an Iruka cat. It was dressed in a simple Konoha uniform—very Umino-like, to be sure, but perhaps slightly dated, as Iruka very rarely wore his old shinobi uniform anymore.
From the short ears to the neat, stubby paws, the sight of the mini-Iruka somehow pulled at Kakashi’s heartstrings. He wanted to play the game, to compete for the Nya and try his own luck at rolling the cute figure.
He told himself that he was being silly. It was just a figure.
Well—a figure of his husband.The love of his life. Who also happened to like cute things.
“Maa—shit. I guess there’s no helping it.”
Boruto’s blue eyes bored into him. “My mom would yell at me for saying that word.”
“And your father too—so I’ve heard,” Kakashi grumbled. “What do you think are the odds I get the IruCat?”
“The Nya Iruka? Statistically, you’ve got to get a lucky roll at some point, right?”
“Right.”
[I.e. Gacha merchants come to Konoha and shenanigans ensue]
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22 Feb 2025
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Honored Paladin Hatake Kakashi is very good at dying. He fights evil with no rest, his oath allowing him to return from the dead without cost again and again, as long as there’s a cleric around to revive him. An endless battle with no rest in sight is his lot in life (and death) and he’s accepted it.
Assigned to investigate the blighted lands together, Cleric Umino Iruka seems determined to drag Kakashi not only back to life, but back to living.
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20 Feb 2025
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Kakashi wants to know what the cute brunet he sees every morning is reading.
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19 Feb 2025
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“Naruto, you frigging idiot,” Iruka began hotly, barging into the hospital room, “of all the stupid, brainless things you could have done, this is by far the-”
He stopped.
The person lying in the small bed was definitely not Naruto. It was a grown-ass man with messy gray hair and a faded scar over one eye, the sterile white sheets pulled up over his nose, apparently sound asleep. Iruka stared at him for a long moment, dumbfounded, before it clicked.
Oh, he thought. This is the wrong room. I'm in the wrong room. I need to hurry up and leave before-
The stranger's eyes cracked open and he squinted up at Iruka in confusion.
(Written for KakaIru Month 2021, Day Twelve Prompt: Hospitals)
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12 Feb 2025