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    Too busy being Mechaman to ever be Robert, the omega. On the strongest suppressants his dwindling inheritance can buy, and then none when that eventually runs out too. Robert struggles to navigate life through the lens of a "normie". Someone who can't fall back on being a superhero in order to avoid his biology. He never expected to live this long to suffer the consequences of the abuse he put his body through constantly. Now, he's dealing with ex-super villains and trying to help them in their rehabilitation while suffering through a hormonal hurricane.

    Luckily, or unluckily, depending on how you view it, his team is comprised of mostly single alphas who are all too happy to ogle their new dispatcher, who screams emotional baggage. Now just to see who can crack the sarcastic ass dispatcher first, and maybe do their jobs along the way.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Lance couldn’t help the bewildered look on his face, still the girl went on “your ego took a hit this morning so you decided to just go somewhere to brood” and that got Lance to shut up. His ego? That wasn’t the issue, but how, just how was he supposed to say that to his friends? You didn’t hurt my ego, you hurt my feelings? Fuck no. I’m never saying that. But I have to say something, anything, just -

    A story of missed opportunities and regrets, yet still, somehow everything ends up okay.

    Aternatively: Lance feels like the 7th wheel and misses Keith, the team doesn't help in the slightest. Lance doesn't want to appear weak so he doesn't say anything, and lets his friends talk down on him. His friends' words hurt his mind and soul, that is until they actually lead to something much worse.
    But maybe one person can change everything. Wonder who that one might be?

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Was there a way to reverse this? Be the person he once was? Was there a way to get through all of this and come out the other side? Lance brings his hands to his arms, forcing his nails in. Trying to get ahold of himself as a thought stabs him, forcing its way into his mind.

    Will I even live long enough to find out?

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    16 Jan 2026

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Uhhh
    Can’t post on Wattpad
    Want to write my bois
    Got too many ideas
    Just chaos and angst

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    Tumbler is gcandiris

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    05 Dec 2025