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Despite being described as one of the world’s most secure prison facilities, Lex Luthor keeps finding ways to break out of Belle Reve. Each time he successfully executes a prison break, the first thing that he does is to try to kill Superman; subsequently causing extreme damage to the city of Metropolis and harm to its beloved citizens.
Obviously sending him to Belle Reve isn’t working, so he’s sentenced to house arrest and has been ascribed exposure therapy... to Superman. Much to both of their dismay.
Naturally, chaos, arguments, and petty disagreements ensue
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[Podfic] Il Faut Souffrir Pour Être Beau by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Red Dragon - Thomas Harris, Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris, Manhunter (1986), Red Dragon (2002)
03 Jun 2024
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Because for Will Graham it was not about choosing to suffer, but suffering through a choice. He just wasn't sure, as he poured the painfully green Agent Starling a bitter cup of black coffee in his Florida kitchenette, whether this particular choice would be painful or affirming.
"And what exactly makes you think I'll be any help?" he asked.
"Because you know him better than anyone," she said, sipping politely, "and because, personally, I think you're the reason he ran in the first place."
He'd give her points for creativity, but as far as he was concerned she had a lot to learn about the inner workings and desires of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
AU Omega-verse. Will&Hannibal previous marriage, child.
Podfic of Il Faut Souffrir Pour Être Beau by The_Clever_Magpie (Metal_mako_dragon).
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- Part 63 of podficcer's favorites
- Part 8 of Hannibal Podfic
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23 Jul 2026
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A small oversight in Light’s plan to outsmart L leads everybody on the Task force, including his own father, to believe he’s gay.
Strangely enough, this misunderstanding has somehow cleared all of L’s suspicions of him being Kira. A win is a win, I suppose.
Of course, Light isn’t actually gay. He’s just pretending, so L will stop investigating him. Or at least…thats what he tells himself.
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Death Note and it’s the same but everyone thinks Light is gay so it’s not
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16 May 2026
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Mark loses his fight against his father, after his mother and friends are threatened. He's to be brought to meet the remaining Viltrumites, because given his unique biology, his existence is imperative to the empire. As a male omega, something that hasn't existed in the Viltrum empire for thousands of years, he'll be expected to be mated and to have pure blooded healthy Viltrum children.
Mark doesn't know who Conquest is, or why even his father seems disturbed by the news of who his mate to be is.
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20 Feb 2026
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Seventh Year Harriet Potter is trying to seduce her potions professor. Severus intends to resist.
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24 Jan 2026
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The Living Wife by MlleBree
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Phantom - Susan Kay
24 Apr 2018
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A scorpion and a grasshopper. A choice. One moment in time can change the course of life. Can Christine learn to love? Can Erik learn empathy? Can either of them ever forgive themselves or each other? Tuesday/Thursday
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15 Jan 2026