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After being cursed by an old woman, Cartman is transformed into a girl and told the only way to break the curse is to have sex with a man. Easy fix? Cartman thought so, but it turns out that having sex is complicated.
Desperate and out of options, he shows up at Kyle's doorstep one evening, admitting he’s struggling to go through with it, and begs Kyle to take his virginity. What starts as a transactional arrangement soon spirals into something far more complicated, forcing both boys to confront their feelings, their flaws, and the messy truths about themselves.
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As Kyle takes a more dominant role in their evolving sex life, he learns how to stay present for Eric, even when Eric isn’t fully present himself. This one-shot explores consensual sex during dissociation, and the quiet trust that allows pleasure and care to coexist.
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"Kyle doesn’t mean to be a creep. But he is one, isn't he? What kind of person gets thrilled at the thought of their “friend” falling asleep next to them…"
Kyle never expected to be into somnophilia. Yet, when Eric starts falling asleep around him, Kyle can't help but look. And when he discovers self harm on Eric's thighs, this gives him an excuse to keep looking, again and again...
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Eric is in love with Kyle. Kyle is not in love with Eric.
It should have stayed that simple.
When Eric shows up on Kyle’s doorstep with nowhere to go, Kyle admits the truth: his job involves an alien fuel that acts as a powerful aphrodisiac on the human body.
Eric needs a place to stay. Kyle needs relief. They make an arrangement.But Eric is in love with Kyle - and Kyle’s insistence on keeping things “simple” might be the thing that hurts them both.
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Eric loves horror movies. Kyle doesn't. Yet, every year for Halloween, he indulges his boyfriend by participating in his "Horror Cinema Week". Seven nights, seven dates, seven movies.
But this year, things take an interesting turn...
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Three-year-old Eric and nine-year-old Scott, hm… wonder what's gonna happen.
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You're invited to the Wedding of the Century on June 14, 2012! Lottery winner and local millionaire Kenny McCormick is finally tying the knot with his lovely bride Tammy Warner. Everyone will be there - steady couple Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger, perpetually drowning in law school coursework Kyle Broflovski, and the newest Senior Correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Eric Cartman! You won't want to miss the festivities and the fireworks!
(Or: how ball of stress Kyle Broflovski is determined to find out what Eric Cartman is plotting with his new on-camera career, and how his life gets turned upside-down in the process.)
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21 May 2026
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The year Liane passed away, Eric was 13 and Scott was 18. With no other relatives, Scott became the only adult eligible for custody of Eric. Overnight, their lives were turned upside down. Eric struggled with severe suicidal tendencies, which led him to desperately seek out Scott and ask to be adopted. In order to "care for" this fragile little piggy, Scott ended up paying many unexpected prices. Once again, their fates became intertwined. Could these two traumatized children find a different possibility for their future? The answer was an absolute yes.
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Kyle sure as hell didn't know this, but guess what happens when your lifelong frenemy almost dies right in front of you?
You end up spilling your guts to him and start going out together. Whoops.
It's new and like, SUPER weird for the both of them. But Kyle really, really wants to make it work, even if Cartman's perception of what constitutes a healthy relationship is completely fucked.
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- Part 1 of i'm with stupid
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14 Dec 2025
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5 times Eric free used Kyle + 1 time he didn't
Kinktober 2025 - Day 27: Free use
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- Part 27 of Kinktober 2025 (Kyman)