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A brief look into Armando Salazar's shenanigans as a young man involving, among other things, a bookstore, breaking and entering, a dictionary, and (likely) a mild concussion.
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Losing One's Hat Does Not A Habit Make by BluKoffee for Wishfulthinking1979
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy
10 Jul 2022
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One thing Captain Firmus Piett greatly disliked was losing his hat.
Or rather, the three times Piett lost his hat and the one time he found it.
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Prisoners Should Know Their Place by BluKoffee
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
23 Feb 2021
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So, I posted this on Tumblr and figured I'd go ahead and put it here as well. This is a sort of What If AU for Out of Place, Out of Time, following what would occur if Isabeau was plonked into a certain Cursed Capitán's lap, instead of the human one we all know and love. Purely for self-indulgence, not to be taken seriously in the slightest, so please excuse the errors sprinkled throughout. If I ever become less lazy, I'll go through and fix them.
Also, the ship isn't the Monarch, and the prisoners aren't the ones seen at the beginning of the film. I tried to make it distinct, but still wanna clarify. -
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Join us down the rabbit hole in a slice of life of a 1700s sailing ship, with a sexy hot capitán who has rippling muscles and a crush on this interesting and unusual girl from the modern world!
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A young woman stumbles upon a man who has become as feared as the Reaper himself. Through various circumstances, she finds herself swept along with him on his hunt for stolen wealth, but will she survive the cold chill of Death that follows wherever he goes?
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Infect me with your loving | kill me with your poison by l1lacmist
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
12 Apr 2026
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“Caleb…” you probably mess up an accent or two, but that’s the least of your worries. Mindfully, as not to be rude to your host, you ask, “why did you save me?”
“Well, you were in danger,” Caleb hums simply, and you jerk when his long fingers apply the cool herbal salve along the stinging cut. As his grip shifts to unnecessarily cup your calf in a gentle caress, his violet gaze shimmers in the glowing fauna, intense yet almost shy. “Besides, I’ve never seen a human up close before. I just had to take you.”
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Or: Na'vi Caleb finds you, a human, in the wilderness and takes you inBookmarked by BluKoffee
18 Jun 2026
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You used to believe that Caleb was like a warm and sunny afternoon. But the truth is, he's always been a thunderstorm in the summer. Perfect to some, terrifying to others. You love thunderstorms, the rain soothing the burn left behind by the heat. But storms are different when you're left vulnerable to them with no shelter to hide in... Caleb is a downpour, a boom of thunder, and a lightning strike. Beautifully dangerous and perfect in his chaos.
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17 Jun 2026
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Another scream erupts from further on, somewhere you can’t help, even if you wanted to. But you don’t, really. That none of this hurts you should say something, should crane your head in guilt. Even if you felt that way, you’d have no place to put it, nowhere the right feelings could belong: you are full to your brim with the bones of you, the path of your veins, soft innards. If all you have is your flesh, then all you have is Caleb. Only his knife could open up new room.
You and Caleb live in a remote village, where an ancient ritual is observed.
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17 Jun 2026
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I moved away, built a life people admire, and ended up alone in a house that’s too big and too quiet.
Dating burned out whatever hope I had left. The holidays only made the silence sharper. So when Infold released a limited-edition collaboration—life-sized, hyper-realistic replicas of the Love and Deepspace love interests—I gave in to the ache and bought all five.
They were meant to be beautiful, unchanging company. Something warm to lean against. Something that wouldn’t leave.
But the universe has a habit of listening, and loneliness makes wishes reckless. On the longest night of the year, the veil thinned—and what I touched did not remain still.
Some comforts answer back.
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