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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    Ratio inhales sharply. In front of him stands a perfect recreation of Aventurine.

    “Shall I show you what else you desire then, Veritas– or what you fear?” the fake Aventurine says, smiling. Those mesmerizing eyes– the last of their kind in the whole universe– stare directly at Ratio as the apparition flicks his lucky chip in the air, catching it easily. “Really, often they are the same– or more specifically, two sides of the same coin.”

    Or during a trip to Luofu, Ratio runs into a heliobus. In an attempt to control him, it makes him confront some of his worst fears and deepest desires.

    Written as a treat for the Ratiorine Server Halloween Exchange!

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    27 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Aventurine is having a bad day and asked his boyfriend to help with that. Nothing works until the good doctor falls back on something he hasn't done since he was a kid - chomps down like Aventurine is a piece of silicone jewelry.

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    05 May 2026

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    EDWIGE BERYLLIUM, PhD, ETHICS COMMITTEE VICE-CHAIR: Thank you. I’ll now review the purpose of this meeting. Our Committee has been tasked with the responsibility of determining whether Dr. Ratio's acceptance of several large gifts from Mr. Aventurine of the Interastral Peace Corporation violates article 24 of the Intelligentsia Guild Code of Ethics.

    …Let the record show that Dr. Ratio is rolling his eyes. Dr. Ratio, please demonstrate professional behavior during these proceedings.

    VERITAS RATIO, MD, JD, DEd, THC, LPS, XYJ, PhD, PhD, PhD, etc., MUNDANITE: My most sincere apologies. Please continue. I'm on the edge of my seat.

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    05 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    "Your dress is a beautiful material." He remains ever the gentleman as he politely sips his drink. "Thanks, Aventurine grimaces. "My husband had it made. I've been staring at it for weeks and it's every bit as uncomfortable as it looks."

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    Prince Aventurine finds himself in love with a scholar, despite his current horrid political marriage to King Sunday.

    DILF Ratio and 20-year old Aven, with illustrations from Vair!!

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “You’re constantly staring at him when you think he’s not looking, you get restless when anybody else gets too close.” Cipher leans forward with a gleam in her eyes. “You should make a move before someone else snatches him up.”

    “Like who?” says Phainon. “You?”

    “Don’t underestimate me, Delivery Boy.” She bares her fangs in a smile. "I’m one of three living demigods in Amphoreus. You think the Little Prince wouldn’t be interested in that?”

    believe in a lie enough, and it’ll become reality. phainon should know better than to fall for cipher’s lies.

    meanwhile, the kremnoans grapple with the divine impregnation of their crown prince.

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    09 Apr 2026