Bloople
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In which two idiots argue flirtatiously about shitty smut plots but are interrupted by a dream bubble and discover their alternate doomed selves who are already together while one of them spends too much time tangled in a cape. by Bloople
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Sep 2025
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“No way it says ‘a battle for dominance’ again, Karkat, you’re lying to my face. Look me in my sweet shades and tell me what it really says.”
“For the thirteenth time, Dave, I’m not fucking lying. There’s nothing wrong with that phrase; it perfectly and realistically depicts the romantic tension between kismesis.”
Dave huffs a laugh. “And what do you know about battles for dominance and realistic tension between kismesis, huh?”
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Dark Rise - Captive Prince AU by MonsterChicken13
Fandoms: Dark Rise Series - C. S. Pacat
02 Jun 2026
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Basically, a rewrite of Dark Rise (and Dark Heir if I get that far), where Will is captured and given to James for 'safekeeping' while Sinclair's plans unfold. The Captive Prince AU (very loosely) nobody asked for, purely wish fulfillment.
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a heavenly way to die by cangji
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 May 2026
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hua cheng has decided his life isn’t worth anything, and so he spends it drinking, fighting and playing. to him, xie lian - who is studying for the state examinations, hardly ever goes out, and has agreed to marry the man his parents have chosen for him - is utterly unattainable.
but fate has other plans in store, and there’s an evil brewing that will bring them together no matter how hard hua cheng tries to stay away.
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Space travel is hard enough without factoring in what evils lurk between the stars. Leading a ship is hard enough without everything starting to go wrong.
And why do the lights keep flickering in electrical?
Pretty sus, right?
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Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.
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The West knows him as The Phantom. Black coat. Red eyes. A legend riding faster than fear.
Karkat Vantas has never needed anyone. Not for a duel. Not for a war. Not for the long, dust-choked miles between towns that whisper his name like a warning.
But when Pinkertons kidnap his sister and summon him to New Valor for a so-called “agreement,” pride stops mattering. The desert becomes an enemy. Rival clans draw blood. And for the first time, the Phantom rides not for reputation, but for family.
There’s just one problem.
Dave Strider.
White horse. Sharpshooter grin. Arch-nemesis with a talent for appearing exactly when he shouldn’t. What starts as another shootout turns into something far more dangerous when Dave realizes Karkat isn’t chasing ego this time, he’s running toward something that could break him.
Karkat refuses to explain. Dave refuses to leave.
Now two rival legends are riding toward a city thick with Pinkertons, secrets, and unfinished grudges. The desert is merciless. The stakes are personal. And if Karkat is going to die, it won’t be quietly, and it won’t be alone.