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    Shen Yuan held back a shudder at the thought of playing the role of the scum villain. Except—well, he wasn’t the scum villain, was he? He was Luo Binghe’s husband.

    Luo Binghe’s husband, Shen Qingqiu.

    Fuck, how the hell was he supposed to stay in character for that?

    Shen Yuan thought he’d hit the jackpot after transmigrating, only to learn this world is entirely fucked up. Why is Luo Binghe married to the scum villain—a man? Why does Bing-ge act more like a weeping maiden than a stallion protagonist? And where the fuck is the harem?!

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    Post-canon SQQ loses his memories and thinks he has freshly transmigrated into some bizarre gay fanfiction for Proud Immortal Demon Way

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan didn’t mean to become the cultivation world’s answer to “Florida Man,” but here he is: half-accidental hero, part unlicensed doctor, and full-time menace to public safety.
    Featuring a totally smitten War God, 'creative' solutions to Airplanes hacky writing, Luo Binghe making friends and Shang Qinghua who really has had enough of these plot deviations.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Wèi Wúxiàn never arrived at Jīnlín Tái, leaving Jīn Zixūn and his army waiting at Qióngqí path until Jīn Zixuān showed up and dragged them all back. Some days after, word finally reached the Great Clans of the mysterious explosion. Jīn Guāngshàn immediately sent cultivators to investigate. Upon arriving in Yílíng, the Jīn cultivators found an impenetrable ward around Luànzàng Hill, making it impossible for anyone to step past the foot of the mountain. Posted on a tree just in front of the shimmering ward was an edict that forever changed the jiāng​hú.

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    A very self-indulgent Yílíng Wèi Sect/Canon Divergence AU spanning two timelines over the course of 14 years.

    Translation available: Português (on WattPad)

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    13 Jun 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    “In the Nightless City, when Wei Ying falls, Lan Zhan follows.
    One true love leaps to rewrite fate.”

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    12 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    In every lifetime, they find each other too late.
    This time, they begin together.
    He would destroy fate itself before letting Wei Ying stand alone again.

    After dying at the Burial Mounds, Wei Wuxian expects peace.

    Instead, he wakes up as a child in Yiling — face-to-face with a young Lan Wangji who remembers every lifetime they have ever shared.

    This time, Lan Wangji refuses to lose him.

    Cue:

    -possessive Lan Zhan
    -emotionally devastating soulmates
    -Heaven personally invested in Wangxian
    -cosmic horror under the Burial Mounds
    -Jiang Fengmian getting struck by heavenly lightning
    -accidental immortality
    -Wangxian versus destiny itself

    And somehow, against all odds, a happy ending.

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    11 Jun 2026