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Ford during his time in the portal, one of the few times he actually falls asleep. Usually he's ready for the hell that is his mindscape, he's prepared, he knows what he's doing. But he wasn't prepared for this.
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Dejected, Stan leaves Ford's house - prepared to bury his dumb journal somewhere on the other side of the world. That is, until, a new player introduces himself to the game - one who speaks a language Stan understands well.
Stan wants to be a twin again - and if the portal is the only thing getting in the way, then surely that can be easily fixed. Plus, the offer of godhood is a pretty cool perk to round that off with.
Why should he care about the world? It's never cared about him or his brother in turn.
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13 Jul 2026
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The Fastest Way To A Mans Heart Is Through A Harvard Referenced Dissertation On The Supernatural With An Alphabetically Organised Bibliography by Spill_Gutz
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13 Jul 2026
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Settled in with a cosy teaching position at a prestigious university, Stanford Pines had found a comfortable rhythm. Teaching a for-credit extra curricular course on supernatural phenomena and cryptids as a way of cultivating curiosity in sharp, over-achieving young minds, was perhaps less ambitious than his twenty-year-old self would have wanted. but at sixty-five, his standards had shifted.
It was easy, it was comfortable, and it worked well enough to keep him grounded.Until a student, somewhere in his twenties, shows up with an interest in Stanford that makes no sense.
With an abrasive, arrogant personality that gets in the way of an otherwise brilliant mind, Stanford doesn't know what to make of Bill Cipher, but it seems that Bill has already figured out everything about Stanford.
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12 Jul 2026
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Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.
A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?
A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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One year after the war, Draco Malfoy is fresh out of a three-month term in Azkaban. As part of his parole, he's back at Hogwarts as an eighth year student to finish his studies. All Draco wants to do is lie low and make it out of Hogwarts in one piece, but when he finds that he's forced to room with none other than Harry Potter, that proves to be much more difficult than Draco anticipated. After a particularly eventful detention together, Harry and Draco must reconcile their relationship. What started as a volatile feud eventually becomes something much deeper than either of them could've imagined. The question is, will Draco ever come to terms with his feelings, or will he be left pining forever in secret?
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Stanford, a genius everywhere but the bedroom, stared across Bill, eyes wide with equal parts nervousness and curiosity. He looked like a lost puppy. “So, how - how does uh, this, work, typically?” He spoke quietly, gesturing between the three of them to punctuate his words, and leaning away to clear his throat afterwards.
As Bill opened his mouth to supply a confident answer, he was shoved forwards, tumbling into Ford's crotch with an indignant squeak as his nose became intimately acquainted with the large tent in Ford's pants. “Like this,” Fiddleford grumbled, an uncharacteristic coldness in his tone. “He's got plenty of holes, ‘n we just gotta pick and choose.”
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Nasty Billfiddlesford spitroast. Bill is the roast
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22 Feb 2025